Cooking Alone

I cook alone, ponder the cosmos, and collect food jokes. // web series made with ❤ by @LauraBurnsSays, @MCScaredPete, @wombatofevil, & @Spacetime_film

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

Happy Blodgentine's Day. Episode 1 of Cooking Alone is here! | "Meet Karen" https://t.co/U8XgtitcEG

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of her house made of sweets, was not aware she used it to lure children into her oven to cook & eat them

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

There is no dignity in eating soup with a beard

[Pamela Ross @PamNotAnderson]

any vegetable can be an onion if you cry while chopping it

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

Soup. #ThatsTheTweet

[Sally Ann Hall @mesallyann]

Potatoes au gratin is cheese fries for adults

[Jane Lynch @janemarielynch]

I have eaten a family size bag of peanut M&M’s.

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

Rude that no one told me it’s #NationalPickleDay I had to find out by lurking on Twitter and never talking to anybody.

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

Parmesan garlic pita chips and pumpkin spice coffee are an underrated combo.

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

How spooky are these beans tho? #SpookyBeautiful #SequelToCrazybeautiful #KBlodge #Halloween https://t.co/urKH0H2aMA

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

My most toxic behavior? Sometimes I will cook up some cabbage.

[shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo]

sometimes a cup of hot chamomile tea will cool down enough to match your exact body temperature and you vibe with a sip so much you don’t even notice that you’ve tipped your head back and you’re pouring tea down your torso like a wet t-shirt contest at a retirement home.

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

I’ve lived in quarantine for 34 years AMA.

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

I asked Doyon if he would do a social distance hang with me but he was too busy “working at NASA.”

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

For real.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The abbreviations for teaspoon and tablespoon are too similar and NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

Don’t know how my ancestors managed this without an Instant Pot. Happy St Paddy’s! #KBlodge https://t.co/LAvfJyeCZx

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

The great thing about cookie dough is that you can refrigerate it and just make a single serving of 24 cookies whenever. Brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe from @HBHarvest. https://t.co/pth6eSomVu

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

@Urban_Sharecrop knows the value of a good lemon: https://t.co/L0R0btmoE7

[Cooking Alone @KarenBlodget]

For sure a pesto minestrone.