Karen Walker

New York Socialite, I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack.

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart... #walkerwisdom

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

Hey Rosie remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@DanielBishopXXX I miss your cock pics they gave me a wideon

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@NancyGraceHLN how do you sleep at night... You wildly take a side with no regard to who hurt

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

Theres chocolate ground into my sofa, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface, how is this Wednesday?

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the stripper here. I also found my thong by the pool. #walkerwasted

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

God dammit why is there no horse blowjob emoji? #makingithappen #DifficultPeople

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

So girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again... #sissythatwalk

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

My coke dealer just texted me she is running a Black Friday special #bringonwinter #fingerscrossed

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@PerezHilton well you can put a lipstick on a pig and expect it to act rational... #GOPDebate

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@Michael5SOS I big boner is always better to have instead of a small one

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@HillaryClinton http://t.co/vttpLVUGuQ

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

Y'all thought the debate was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine #GOPDebate #TouchThursdays

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Ben Carson thinks the typical Democrat is uneducated http://t.co/wBbLOnOhfq

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

@realDonaldTrump I miss the good ol' days when I would yell at strangers from my balcony while wearing mexican ponchos. #WorkFromHome

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Karen. #BluntTalk

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

If you think Party in the USA is so catchy! Remember, so is AIDS. #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear

[Karen Walker @KarenWalker08]

You know my only agenda is coke and sadness.