Ssemanda Karim

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[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

50 Cent – Fight Land feat. Sheff G, Sleepy Hallow & Jeremih https://t.co/inpqSWo9EB

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@AkelloJM yo uglyness can't afford u being even a pig's or even a dime wit's side chick.

[Akello Jane Mary @AkelloJM]

News coming from Kisoro indicates that yesterday Bobi Wine shared a hotel room with his side chick Sultana Salim, and @BarbieItungoK got pissed and returned to Kampala. Just know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @NUP_Ug @NupUpdates

[Lawpoint Uganda @Lawpointuganda]

Before you draft that land sale contract, read this

High Court Confirms WhatsApp Chats Constitute Valid Contractual Notice Under Land Sale Contracts; Termination Clause Rightfully Triggered Upon Title Transfer Notification.

Justice Naluzze held that the contract did not prescribe any specific mode of communication. Therefore, the WhatsApp message satisfied the requirement of “receipt of information.” She observed:

“The Plaintiffs have not denied that they received information that the title had been changed to the name of Babigumira Andrew. Hence, this Court can conclude that they received information that the title had been changed.”

The Court thus accepted that notification through WhatsApp constituted valid communication under Clause 5, marking a progressive recognition of electronic communication in contractual performance.

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https://t.co/gtai0BT2RE

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@ChelseaFC willian

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Who scored this against Spurs? 💭

[ᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ @Artofphysique_]

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Perfect for those who often sit all day👇👇👇

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

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[Lawpoint Uganda @Lawpointuganda]

Why do people fear/ hate lawyers...yet this is what lawyers do.

Lawyers don’t write, we draft.

Lawyers don’t repeat themselves, we reiterate for completeness.

Lawyers don’t apologise, we acknowledge the unintended outcome and express regret over any possible miscommunication.

Lawyers don’t say yes, we confirm without prejudice, subject to further verification.

Lawyers don’t forget names, we refer to our “learned friend”.

Lawyers don’t get ghosted, we note the lack of response and proceed as advised.

Lawyers don’t stalk competitors, we monitor industry developments.

Lawyers don’t accuse, we highlight ethical concerns.

Lawyers don’t concede, we proceed in the alternative.

Lawyers don’t argue, we submit our learned friend is entirely mistaken in law.

Lawyers don’t say sorry, we regret any inconvenience caused without prejudice and without admitting fault.

Lawyers don’t panic, we seek urgent instructions from counsel.

Lawyers don’t gossip, we refer to confidential client intelligence from reliable industry sources.

Lawyers don’t say “that’s not my job”, we suggest that the matter may fall outside the scope of our current mandate and recommend separate counsel.

Lawyers don’t miss deadlines, we seek condonation with just enough grovel to get sympathy, but not enough to actually admit fault.

Lawyers don’t chitchat, we engage in preliminary exploratory talks without commitment or liability.

Lawyers don’t procrastinate, we await further instructions.

Lawyers don’t get confused, we request clarification on certain aspects that appear inconsistent with the agreed framework.

Lawyers don’t lose, we note the judgement, question the court’s grip on reality and frame the dissenting judgement.

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@kamukamafredie yes Mr kamukama, u r right she needs justice (full figure) even Eddie mutwe who was tortured by the man u bootlick needs justice. u support the fangone boss , u do u condemn what he does ?

[Kamukama Fredie #Gen MK ,President Museveni 4 life @kamukamafredie]

The video clip showing @JustineNameere ‘s husband and thr supporters beating up Full Figure. , this is unacceptable in Uganda , I call upon security agencies to arrest these criminals

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@JustineNameere I can't wait to personally forward my gratitude, honor, appreciation and at the same time happiness . The people of masala city , allow me introduce to u miss Justine Nameere Nsubuga in 2026. Okwasa bulungi empisa . Ab'ente ku ntiko.

[Nutrition Guide @NutritionGuide_]

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[Lawpoint Uganda @Lawpointuganda]

A good one👏

[Nutrition Guide @NutritionGuide_]

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[Lawpoint Uganda @Lawpointuganda]

Uganda's Constitutional Court reaffirms that Magistrates’ courts cannot grant bail in cases triable only by the High Court; applications must be made directly to the High Court.

The recent Constitutional Court decision in Asingwire Alex Mukasa v Attorney General (Constitutional Petition No. 44 of 2022) [2025] UGCC 9 (8 August 2025), delivered by JA/JCC Esta Nambayo in August 2025, revisited the intersection between the Constitution, the bail guidelines, and judicial jurisdiction (mainly of the Magistrates' Courts in Uganda).

The petitioner challenged the continued application of Section 16 TIA by magistrates’ courts despite its prior invalidation and contested the constitutionality of Guidelines 10(2) and 10(3) of the 2022 Bail Guidelines, which restrict the grant of bail for offences triable only by the High Court to that court alone.

The Court’s decision reaffirmed the binding nature of Supreme Court precedent under Article 132(1), clarified the scope of jurisdiction in bail matters, and upheld the validity of the contested guidelines.

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https://t.co/k7tcfMJsE5

[NUTRITION EVEREST @Eva_27Nutrition]

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Boil hibiscus, bael leaves, cinnamon sticks, chopped lemon, and chamomile.
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[Living Tricks @LivingTricks_]

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[Living Tricks @LivingTricks_]

Watermelon Matcha 🍉🍵 Hydrating, energizing, and antioxidant-rich.

This refreshing seasonal drink is as good as it looks.

[Organic Live Food @OrganicLiveFood]

Victims ignored, justice denied. #RIP #virginiagiuffre and 1000s of other victims.

We are all sick and tired of ALL the lies and coverups.

Most human beings are not capable of understanding the level of Evil we are dealing with.

This is a story of extortion, blackmail, racketeering and destroying the lives of the innocent.

We need to pressure our GOV to release and FULLY disclose #EpsteinClientList, no matter how rich, influential or powerful they claim to be.

#EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@SsemujjuNganda1 kyoka ugandan politics z full of clowns

[Hon. Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda (Parody) @SsemujjuNganda1]

@LukatoKatz52187 Yeah.

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@RockBoom_UG banange , I don't think there z anyone in uganda who is good at drinking @RockBoom_UG like me. Though too much caffeine is bad for health, naye I drink at least 2 320 ml bottle naye siwangulangako even a Tv? Njagala tv @RihamUG .

[Rockboom @RockBoom_UG]

Rugby Africa Cup Game Day 2: The plays were captivating, and the energy was through the roof. What a thrill! 🔥🔥🔥

What was your highlight of the day? Let us know in the comments.

[Ssemanda Karim @KarimSsemanda]

@NIRA_Ug when do you pick up calls when you are called such that we are able to be attended to. You always not picking up calls. Any other line we can use such that we are able to be worked upon ?