Karissa

Accountant. Nerd. Obsessed with Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, books, and musicals. Sometimes I roll dice. Sometimes I pretend to be fictional characters.

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Watching the Last of Us finale 39 weeks pregnant was not the smartest decision…

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Sorry in advance to everyone in the office today. I was alone with my thoughts for too long during my commute and out myself in a bad mood.

[papa fish @jordanfisher]

i need a day in epcot STAT

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Those one woman shows in the shower are on expert challenge mode when you’re 32 weeks pregnant and have smushed lungs. #imtirednow #worthit

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Pregnancy update: currently catching my breath after rearranging pillows to get comfortable on the couch for a nap. #29weeks #thirdtrimester

[Dave @daveisatepcot]

happy new year and Q2 may your days be fully reconciled

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

He Lives In You > Circle of Life

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Me: constantly gets annoyed at neighbors behind me who play their music outside loud enough for a concert that adds a second soundtrack to whatever I’m watching/ listening to. Bonus irritation if it’s during work from home days.

Also me: says nothing but tweets about it

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

“Good Afternoon” from Spirited and “A Cover is Not the Book” from Mary Poppins Returns give the same fun vibe. Maybe it’s the accent they sing in?

[NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign]

Rest in Peace Stephen 'tWitch' Boss #NOH8

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

And now my character is unconscious. Level 3 is fun guys. 🤣🤣 #dungeonsanddragons

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

It’s all fun and games until you stab yourself in the back trying to kill a giant mosquito that’s attached to you. #dungeonsanddragons #critfail #natone

[The Walt Disney Company @WaltDisneyCo]

Robert A. Iger named Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company: https://t.co/qvG1ZB8cvR

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Just a reminder that while Bob Iger’s return is a Wish come true, he can’t magically undo all the changes that have angered Disney fans over the past couple years. Some business decisions will stick, others won’t. Nothing will happen overnight. But hopefully the magic will return

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

I don't think I've ever been so happy. Welcome home @RobertIger ❤️❤️❤️- the GOAT is back!!!!

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Cast members after reading the latest email from Bob:

What is going on in the house of mouse?!

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

😭😭

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

REST IN PEACE: "Power Rangers" actor Jason David Frank, who once played the Green Ranger, has died at the age of 49. Details: https://t.co/MEhY9rCicQ

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Is not winning the powerball money a good reason to call out Monday? #MentalHealthDay

[Karissa @KarissaMarieBee]

Instagram would do this the day I get home from a Disney Cruise. I don’t have time for a suspended account. I have pictures to post. #instagramdown #TrickorTreat

[kekw @lagrugru]

All of us coming to twitter to confirm instagram is down #instagramdown