Karl Pilkington

The uninformed cynicism and ramblings of Karl Pilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age... this is the Pissing About Age. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

If your brain was in your foot it would take you ages to say anything #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things. #karlpilkington http://t.co/4fcat20gKH

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

You won't get anything done by planning. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

Black Mirror.

[Good Morning Washington @abc7gmw]

#GMW Recap: Emmy winner @rickygervais returns to the small screen with @ABCChildSupport. Check out his recent 1-on-1 with @ABC7Kidd https://t.co/KZYLIbfjIs

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

It's easier to put stuff off once we've got this calendar, if we didn't you'd have to do everything straight away. https://t.co/cKTideaqng

[Marco Mozzachiodi @MarcoM_Smooth]

My son is @KarlPilkinquote ......@rickygervais

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

A problem solved is a problem caused. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

When I'm stressed out, my gums and teeth know before I do. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

If you had 5 photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

The Moaning of Life: http://t.co/1lR8USm19M

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

My ears seem to be interested in everything, even if I'm not. #karlpilkington

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

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[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

"If Moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?" #KarlPilkington

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

TWITTER USERS: It would be nice if you stopped people making death threats.

TWITTER: OK, but what if those death threats could be LONGER?

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

It's not that hard being a spaceman. It's sort of built up as being tricky and complicated, but you've just gotta sit on your arse.

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

Every step starts with a step, or whatever. #karlpilkington

[Karl Pilkington @KarlPilkinquote]

They've got an air conditioning jacket, which I don't get. If you're hot, just take it off. #karlpilkington

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

America!
The Album of the year...
David Brent: Life On The Road
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