Karl Carson

Pilot, Musician, Singer, Songwriter, Producer, LGBTQIA+ Advocate, (amateur) Triathlete. He/Him/His. Durham NC 🐂🌇

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

It’s crazy to think of the countless hours I’ve spent obsessing over this project, and now I’ve aimlessly thrown it into the void in hopes that it reaches someone’s heart. My EP Chaotic Neutral is now available on streaming and I’m incredibly proud of it:
https://t.co/zuh6XeOxNn

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic True story. I saw unobstructed tickets for under $1,000 for the first time in months and by the time I clicked on them another Swifty had scooped them up. 😔 And to think that in Jan I passed on $850 floor tickets since I got scammed on my first pair by @StubHub

[Concert Tour Tickets @sourtourtickets]

so I hear we’re tweeting #ticketmasterisover

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

Actual footage of trying to buy tickets to @xboygeniusx from @ticketmaster. Sorry I can’t click faster than a bot. @Ticketmaster is a literal dingleberry on the ass of the music industry.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@ThePopFlop *Starts Building new bookshelf just to hold the 1989 TV vinyl*

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic But also, like, if you DM me while I’m flying an airplane across the Atlantic tomorrow with no WiFi and I land and learn that I missed my chance I’m going to be pretty devastated.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic 8 hours for me, 2.5 milliseconds for everyone else. It’s just fair that way.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic The thing about it being Taylor’s Version is that it’s Taylor’s Version. The songs are in good hands.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic You’re starting on Denver! I filled out the form and DMed you, is there anything else I need to do? Thank you thank you thank you!

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic Everyone has opinions, lots of them are shitty.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@MuuMuse Clap if you think they should suffer.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@cat_ratazak @getawaycarvic I’m in the same situation as you. I hate that all of these people on Instagram are accounts with next to no posts and we’re only created within the last few months. I don’t know who to trust anymore. 😔

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@storm00012345 Wow thanks so much! It took a few hours on the phone over the course of a few days to get my money back.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@getawaycarvic I just found out about this account today. My husband and I have had an awful time getting tickets, and got swindled by StubHub. We’re trying to go to Denver since Muna is our other favorite band, and they deserve the stadium love too! If at all possible it would mean so much. ❤️

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

Let’s work on some examples of how we could provide more useful inputs. For example: “It looks like you only ran 5 miles today, which is a little bit low for you. Are you in your pre-race taper phase? If so, great job!”

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

Dear @Garmin, I’ve called this meeting to talk about our tone. You see, when I wake up at 4am and have the strongest track workout I’ve had in over 3 years, this sort of feedback is, well, unproductive, and certainly not welcome at this establishment.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

Now, I know you’re just a little block of metal and silicone that sits on my wrist, and literally talks to space in order to provide me with analytics to become the best version of my athletic self that I can be.

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@jonlovett This is my new drag name

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

@SecretaryPete @PeteButtigieg Thanks for saying this Mr Secretary. A lot of people worked tirelessly for years to make the repeal a reality, and I’m proud to have worked with a few of them. They deserve the highest recognition

[Karl Carson @Karl_B_Johnson]

I was today years old when I realized that @carlyraejepsen’s Call Me Maybe came out on the same day that I did. 10 years ago today #HappyRepealDay #DADT #DontAskDontTellRepeal