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a rat bastard she/her

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washed some communion down with coke zero

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i cannot remember my webkinz password, and i literally couldn’t be more upset right now.

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OBLIVION BY GRIMES IS MY TOP SONG FOR THE THIRD MFING YEAR IN A ROW

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giving myself a tummy ache by chugging my coffee in my car because i’m too anxious to bring a cup into class

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are tom & jerry a little gay for each other ?

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@mediocretheory aight mitski stan

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serving job? no, i’m playing first person diner dash

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listening to a child the under the age of 10 explain the rules of a complicated board game

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i know my boyfriend loves me because he purposely collects the eyelashes i leave at his apartment

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i just picked up beth from the hospital so they could put a stent in her back for her invasive kidney surgery tomorrow & if she was awake rn i think she would agree i’m not good after hospital company

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hell on earth is working at brunch restaurant on father’s day that has run out of bacon.

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ate three blueberry muffins at work today

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the sexual tension between me & having another vampire weekend phase

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i only come into work so i can smile at people’s babies

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if a kitchen guy at my job makes me scrambled eggs without me asking, does that mean he has a crush on me

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“the thing is you’re really smart but sometimes you’re really dumb”

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what does it mean when people do nice thing for me & then i cry

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i am a proud mcdonald’s hot mustard girl.

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girlfriends be asking their boyfriends questions like “if i was a worm would you still date me”, but my boyfriend just asked me “if i was a cannibal would you let me eat you?”