mzalendo

An ICT professional, network security and open source enthusiast, reader, Christian, husband and father

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@Belive_Kinuthia Do you pay them dinuthia or they eat at your mother’s house?

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@ahmednasirlaw Ethiopia Airlines is bigger and better than Kenya Airways. Fact!
Ethiopian economy is much bigger than Kenyan economy. Fact!
Kenyan president and his executive are wheeler dealers and corrupt than Ethiopia Fact!

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@kipmurkomen With your cameramen and zero compassion! Power is transient boss! Mnafinya maskini bila huruma lakini ipo siku

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@abuga_makori Upgrade your shady AI skills! Infact the fake religion used by Kasongo in the last election wont work with the sharp “tribalists “ this time

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@_nyenjeri @bungomaduke Scam that one

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@abuga_makori So today they’re not tribalists???? Watu si wajinga bwana!

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Is there an app that can give dimensions of land to get acreage?

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@Stan_Subru Si ujinunulie tu! Jiamini jamaa

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@JCarhire Kuwa mpole

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@AutoTrendzUg I live inside the car, so yes premium interiors do it for me

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@Osama_otero Watu wa flying toilet wananyongwa tu na wivu

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@FayChep476320 If in urban areas especially nbi do airtel but outside nbi go for Safaricom

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@ByrentChumo Can’t see the nigga, ama ametumwa jacket kwa gari?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

They want to spend KSh 375 BILLION expanding JKIA.

That's enough money to build an entire new international airport from scratch.

For context: China built the massive Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport for just KSh 285 Billion.

This is your money. Demand better.

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@educatedtug01 Can i support you remotely?

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@BrianVags Car hire owners anakupea gari imeisha all bushes na tires alafu siku ya kurudisha gari mjinga anaanzaga kukupigia simu 6 am kama ata hujaamka…. kuna mtu anachukua hiyo gari nyenyenye… ukifika Ako zile za na hii gari hujaosha, na hujaeeka mafuta aki….nkt!

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@citizentvkenya Tangu wafukuze ile kajamaa ya std 2, kajamaa kameanza kutembea na mama. Ama namna gani?

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The level of mental colonization in Kenya and Africa is worse than 60 years ago but we are in denial! Take for example football, every small boy and poor girl is wearing a foreign-fake football jersey , small talk is ever about Man-u/arsenal from chokoras to the president Puh!

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@ahmednasirlaw @ThaoMpya Ministry of Energy is where they all go mad! Too much blood money none of them can resist

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Yaani Uhuru was so mighty that every action that Ruto and his minions do they try to measure up! (Fella was so average btw) Ata ujinga kama kuua watu, sijui kujenga some tattered stadium somewhere in Wajir etc? When will this Ruto empire get out of diapers??

[MKALEE ORIGIN🇰🇪🇰🇪 @abrahamkir5517]

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