Karsten

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@johnslygore @gracecthdralprk Yea I have several that were work Christmas presents to a man who didn’t drink. They’re still in their opened holiday boxes and have tax stamps dating from the late 50s to sometime in the 70s. I’ve given a few as wedding presents.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

the best genre of Warren Zevon song is “no one on earth is cooler than this weird guy i made up”. the second best is “do any women here want to kill me or do i have to do everything myself”

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

It’s time

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@heyitschili It’s a good choice

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@heyitschili Now that’s borderline erotic

[I-B-MCJ @ManC66569900]

@Angellicagood @EthanChaseXXX loved the clip. you're so incredible, Angellica.😍❤️💘

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@TheGurglingCod I don’t trust the circuitry on an aftermarket Li-Ion battery. They’re probably fine but I trust an OEM battery more not to have any potential faults which could start a fire. Again, probably fine but not something I’m personally interested in.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

@celebrityhottub @NoEscalators

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@TheGurglingCod @BurritoBrosShit That’s how you know he’s a true poster.

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@heyitschili Buddy, they just call it TRT

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@Jerkwheatery As a fellow large necked individual, a CPAP or similar device will improve your life so much.

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@ZWoods04 @twesq DM me. You’re next.

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@ZWoods04 do still need a code?

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

I don’t know what this is, but I support it.

[DaviDiva @Xiraeq_]

Here's a high school dance performance where multiple Homer and Marge Simpsons sexy dance to Throb by Janet Jackson

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@ChloeDenmark So do I ask to go on the list or add myself?

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

@cocainechippy @NotoriousPBG He gave me a table saw.

[Karsten @KarstenDD]

.@edsbs Just asked my 3.5 year old son if he wanted some apple after his shower. He replied that he wanted to eat it in the shower which reminded me of you and your shower apples.