karter shimon

Living #JUCOPRODUCT

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

Day 3 without sports: dad and I betting on HGTV for which house they pick.

[Rick Gehman @RickRunGood]

This card belongs to exactly who you think it belongs to.

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

16 Legendary Years.

Thank you for everything, Coach.

📰 https://t.co/fOxtJ41DsA

#GoJays x @cucoachmac

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

See ya later, Florida 😏

Next stop: Houston 🕺

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

From the Parking Lot!!!! https://t.co/bfVneOmdE3

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

HAWKS WIN‼️

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

What a joke

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

CAL WALKS OFF NOTRE DAME ON A 4 POINT PLAY

Notre Dame was trying to “foul up 3”

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

24 hours ⏳

Opportunity awaits.

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

@BussinWTB @FDSportsbook @_willcompton @TaylorLewan77 @FanDuel CJ Ham the hambone

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

Literal goosebumps

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

@FDSportsbook void Benjamin Hall TD please

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

@Blutman27 Everyone has seen this dude try to catch a football right?

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

Spank me then.

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

#MNTwins trade tally:

Carlos Correa
Jhoan Duran
Griffin Jax
Louis Varland
Brock Stewart
Willi Castro
Harrison Bader
Chris Paddack
Danny Coulombe
Ty France

They traded 40% of the roster, including the five best relievers and five players with 2+ years of team control remaining.

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

@Mike_kim714 121

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good luck gambling twitter. Must retweet for good luck

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Everyone is a potential champion on Thursday at sunrise. Good morning from Augusta National. #themasters

[Josh Knauer @jknauer42]

I was supposed to be at the Masters today. Instead, due to a baffling mix of fraud and/or misunderstanding, I had my tickets cancelled and am currently banned from attending again. Here's my story - and a plea for help🧵

[karter shimon @KarterShimon]

In March bars should give the remote to the customers (me).

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a stud!

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@BFW Miss state blows you blow