Kay 💚

May 21, 2023 ♥️💍 I will scream into my void as much as I want

[Kay 💚 @KassyCupcakes]

Apparently phlebotomy is Latin for “cutting of the vein”. Didn’t know I was friends with so many phlebotomists in middle school

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@slugs4brainz @BurgerKing Dude like ignoring how sad I am, what kid wants a CUP as a toy

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I ordered @BurgerKing so I could get the Hello Kitty toys just to get a cup as the toy 😭😭😭 I just want a Kuromi man

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My mii went to confess her love to Marc’s mii and then Spencer Agnew and Sabrina Carpenters miis confessed their love as well and he turned us all down and this is the reason we’re divorcing irl

[Kay 💚 @KassyCupcakes]

@Evanit0 Hey, I’m super proud of you. It’s not always easy to make it through the day and you did that. I’m really proud that you were able to get through whatever struggles you were facing

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@Garrett_Watts Please please please you must review my sassy paw queen (Oni, my shy adopted baby girl) and my blepping demon (Charcoal my cat who was the only ran to my husband and he acts like a dog)

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@Evanit0 Remember the time the chef at the restaurant flamed you?

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@Evanit0 The energy tbh

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@Evanit0 The way I thought this was gonna be a Shane Dawson style breakdown

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You ever book flights for a funeral and then just have so many problems doing it and then you think it’s finally all fixed and you get an email today and see that for some reason they put your maiden name in the booking even though you never gave your maiden name

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@Evanit0

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@Evanit0 Horrible take

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Me:

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The only part of going to the gym I like is staring at my husband cause why is he so hot omg

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Tired of dealing with these boomers smh don’t know how to use phones, don’t know how to listen, say things like pretty boy swag, save me

[Kay 💚 @KassyCupcakes]

Honestly, how did men survive this long fr?

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Sometimes I just think about how my best friend turned on Joe Dirt at 3AM for us to watch, got tired and turned it off halfway through and we just never finished it. I have no idea how it ends

[Kay 💚 @KassyCupcakes]

The way my best friend got me into stardew and now I have my husband playing stardew, it’s like a little mlm

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@Evanit0 Me logging on to https://t.co/eVnAebFvZf and seeing what my friends are up to