lyssa

[lyssa @slugs4brainz]

Babe don’t kill urself it’s smile cookie week at timmies

[lyssa @slugs4brainz]

@KassyCupcakes @BurgerKing burger king giving out cups as toys

[Qira 🎀 @Qi_ra997]

Tonight going to be a movie

[alyssa @actuallywilde]

trying to explain the magic of chugging an entire two six of raspberry sourpuss to anyone outside of canada

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

You’ve met me at a very European time in my life

[DevonDevotee @OilerEnjoyer]

Canadians waking up this morning

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is losing its grip on reality.

[mummeryt1994 @cutebritboy94]

The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they've murdered.

It's not because they're Jewish.

Hope that helps.

[🇵🇸 MemesOfProduction 🇾🇪 @SeizeThoseMemes]

Yeah I'm spending Kirkmas with my family then I'm doing 9/11 with the in-laws tomorrow

[weemo @weemoweemo]

jury duty tomorrow, if the defendant is a man i am voting GUILTY #prejudice

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster gets sad sometimes.

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

I wanna get baja blasted at Adult Taco Bell.

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Yes Officer, I know why you pulled Me over. Because you’re mad at Me. Join the Club.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

closure is a myth. he treated you like shit bc he hated you.

case closed