Katherine Joseph

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars ✨

[Katherine Joseph @KatJoe9]

My life is falling apart like a Nature Valley granola bar

[Elam Gates @ElamGates]

2019 me: I can drink for 6 hours straight on an empty stomach and still have the mental fortitude to walk back to my apartment from the bars at 2am to get up for my 8am class

2020 me after One Mango White Claw:

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Cairo Mathebula @Cairo_Mathebula]

Adulthood is really waiting on one email to change your life.

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Happy New Year everyone except Paolo

[Katherine Joseph @KatJoe9]

Me: “I can’t, I’m lactose intolerant”
Also me:

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

if anyone is Christmas shopping for me

i wear a size
7 day carribean cruise

[Tay @taylorbourkeee_]

Instead of being a normal person & maybe DMing him, last night I EMAILED A BOY ASKING HIM TO HANGOUT AT 2AM. This is why I’m single

[Andrew Henderson @andrwfhenderson]

i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: Experts discuss the 1st all-female spacewalk scheduled to take place on either Thurs., Oct. 17 or Fri., Oct 18. @Astro_Christina and @Astro_Jessica will venture outside the @Space_Station for a ~6.5 hour spacewalk for station maintenance.

🔊 LISTEN: https://t.co/ZuxLDtRxxM

[mak💛 @makaylabcrisman]

snap: opened text: read life: sucks yee: haw

[Austin Evers @Evers_51]

Imagine if we as a country hired the unemployed in our ocean states to do this. It would bring unemployment down and lead to less people being on welfare, as well as cleaning our oceans.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

The name of the Trump Administration lawyer arguing that children locked up at the border don’t need soap and should be forced to sleep on concrete floors is Sarah Fabian. Here she is at work in court:

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We live in a country where a 15th woman has said the president raped her and nothing will happen.