scrambled heggs (head eggs)

self-aspiring himbo
| OD +0.50 OS +0.75 | ~astigmatism ENFP~ | #farsighted
(rascal/dude/bro)

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

anything to buff up the cv

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

I went to the gay loser convention and they said you were a keynote speaker

[dav!d🇫🇲 @neldonal]

build a bear workshop employees:

[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

[JUNIOR @ddavamax]

descobri hoje que em um sexo entre heteros a mulher não chupa os mamilos do homem

[luize @luviluluvi]

#eu

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

@alexaandralrf wait I LOVEEEE CINDY SHES SO FUNNYYYYY (and gay)

[hails @hollanxva]

my dream

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

everyone wants a village but no one wants to be a villager smh

[“chimi” bug changa @bugcel_]

who the hell is Poo. P

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

my healing process the moment my situationship texts back

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

@alexaandralrf Josh?? :(

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my therapist told me learn to calm your own storm instead of venting to other people it sounds therapeutic to let it all out, but you're reinforcing your negative thoughts. it's no one's job but yours to pull you out of your own problems. journal, meditate, exercise and release.

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

taking vyvanse to focus during the guided tour of the ancient ruins

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

thank you https://t.co/ewi8nO8uht for teaching me what a dragonfruit was

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Sometimes when you forget why you Are the Way you Are You’ll confide in your Mother and then you’ll be like Ohhhhh wait, That was a stupid Idea, and also why I am the Way that I Am

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

Let it consume a 168 hour week

[Humaira @satti_humaira]

Don't let a 10-minute problem consume a 24-hour day. The email was uncomfortable. The train was late. The conversation went poorly. Feel it, deal with it, then allow the rest of your life to remain intact.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

scared of a double text? not me, i’m quadruple texting. idc. ding dong handsome, mommy wants your attention

[nicolAs @nicaogalo]

finjo gostar de ser dominado pq sou muito preguiçoso e não quero fazer nada durante o sexo

[scrambled heggs (head eggs) @KatKidA]

@jonathanarn_ Jarnold for president!!! Of this hole …