Katty Batty

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

It is psychologically difficult to finish War and Peace in the middle of the afternoon instead of going on a fine, stellar, wine-cellar binge, to pick up 950 pages of microscopically printed Anna Karenina, and proceed without even a coffee break. 5/13/54

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.

An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” https://t.co/UXiEsBDX5L

[Katty Batty @KatPursley]

In the middle of a heat wave and I just got an email from Poshmark suggesting I take a look at their trending coats

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Been getting a lot of baklava content in my Instagram explore page recently and I love that for me

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This is wildly accurate

[✧♡° ₛₐffᵢᵣₑ°♡✧ @fknfairygoddess]

Capricorn weekend prediction
01- 28-2022

- Celebrating with Aqaurius mate
- Picking up extra hours for work
- Sipping on wine/ Champagne vibing
- Rewatching old tv series
- Changing physical appearance ( haircut, new clothes)
- Recognition
- Getting shit done

[Katty Batty @KatPursley]

Instagram putting suggested posts in my feed makes me irrationally angry

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My knees get hot when I drink now

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I have started watching Succession just because I accidentally opened too many memes on IG explore so now I’m flooded with succession memes and I need to understand them

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At the Newark airport in an Earl of Sandwich drinking a double vodka soda

[Katty Batty @KatPursley]

Cap sun/Leo rising-tried to organize a coup against my first grade substitute teacher and when that didn’t work I forced a bunch of other girls to help me cast a spell on her. I don’t even remember why I disliked her so much.

[Co – Star @costarastrology]

what’s your earliest memory of acting exactly like your Sun/rising?

[Katty Batty @KatPursley]

Friend: So what have you been up to lately?

Me: Well I’m growing out a really long arm hair. Just wanna see how long it will actually get.

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When did lamps get so expensive??

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Slightly drunk watching undercover boss and crying with my cat rn lol

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I’ve had Hall & Oates just blasting in my head for days now

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I need @theweeknd to stop winking at me right now. I can’t handle it #HalfTimeShow

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When someone is trying to talk to me so every time they say something I make a very exaggerated movement of taking my headphones out but they still don’t get it and continue to talk to me

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Me: I’m not going to get curtain bangs, I don’t think I’ll like them.

Also me: Gets curtain bangs. Doesn’t like them.

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Eww I just accidentally watched someone’s Facebook story

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@poetastrologers Someone please tell me what kind of person I should be looking for lol

[Katty Batty @KatPursley]

Do other people think white wine has a slight vomit taste, or is that just me?