mikayla

just a bee charmer

[mikayla @ipyrena]

for christmas my dad got me the “women want me, fish fear me” hat and a gold chain so yes i will be acting up

[mia @httpsosweet]

It's the last day of June and I love you more than you could ever know

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[͙͘͡ ❀ bean 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @puckingdiva]

bringing this gem back for artemis ii

[Communist Party of Genovia @MissPavIichenko]

Bilochka my beloved

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

This photo has changed my life

[andy @heyitsandy_]

honestly this winter olympics has everything!! canadians accused of cheating in the curling, an unhinged medal winner begging his ex girlfriend to take him back live on tv, and from my understanding a dog winning a gold medal in the cross country skiing

[Food Network @_foodnetwork_]

Need a dessert in a hurry? Take a bag of Oreos and dump them on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Me, last week: “I’m sick of Olivia Nuzzi and don’t need any more drama about this”
Me, reading the last sentence of this piece: “oh my god”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

(having a panic attack & trying to flirt at the same time) you are the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen…okay, now i have to name 4 more things

[im ave @tsve_]

heyyyyy so were you still looking for a fool to do your dirty work orrr

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

hey i think you're really cute i'd love to get a Drink sometime. i should warn you that i'm fundamentally unloveable, and i refuse to Change. but! it will be fun to hang out and Pretend for a few weeks or months if you're into that. but don't even ask me to change my Flaw

[chid @CHIDSPIN]

The Alternative is not fucking around here

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Required reading. My god.

[Variety @Variety]

Hannah Einbinder on saying "Free Palestine" in her Emmys acceptance speech.

"It is my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel. Our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to this sort of ethnonationalist state." https://t.co/D7ME3jRDEm

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

men and women CAN be friends - who cares if they hooked up 2-5 times it was so chill