Kelly Tobin

Feminist. Environmentalist. Lover of oceans and mountains.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

For those of you who don’t know @aminatou, she’s a supremely talented young woman with a terrific podcast, @callyrgf. She is also courageously & gracefully managing a cancer diagnosis. Amina, sending you good vibes post-surgery & sharing your inspiring thread. https://t.co/LDfl2OaFU3

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

2018 is the year I make peace with the fact that there isn't a trace of irony in my love of the song Broccoli.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

*Hillary Clinton visits Michael Flynn in prison*

Hillary: Well isn't this a hoot
Flynn: What do you want Hillary
Hillary: I want to play you a song, cheer you up

*Hillary presses play on her phone*

It's like RAIIIAAAINN on your WEDDING DAY...

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

Someone just ordered 8 sugars in their coffee at Dunkin and I’m both horrified and in awe.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Tori Jeanine @torijeanine]

when you think you finally have your shit together and then your life falls apart again

[Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor]

I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'm going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

Friendly reminder that you can buy a bump stock that allows you to operate a fully automatic gun but you can't buy a Kinder Surprise Egg

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Seriously. This is BANANAS.

You couldn't get ALL 50 state Medicaid directors to agree any anything else in health care policy. https://t.co/mKKwbSO1dw

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan."
(ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY)
"I'll see you in hell."

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

We waited five minutes for our flight attendants to get to the plane and people clapped. It's going to be THAT type of plane💀

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

Cross country flights make me really wish we had the technology to make floo powder

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

@nicolemarie9794 I'm new and thirsty which tbh is all of us

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

I got over 1000 likes on my BU memes post and I've never felt so alive this is fame and fortune this is life at the top

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

There's a Prius in front of me with a bumper sticker that says "awesome Prius! -nobody ever" and I appreciate the self-awareness

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There is only one side. #charlottesville

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

I've been at work for 2 hours and my stomach is already audibly rumbling. This is not good.

[Kelly Tobin @KatTobin]

@godwin125 Seems legit to me