every time i go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “are you wearing shorts under?!?” like no debra i thought today would be a good day to have my Bare Pussy out at walmart
I asked my mom about her first big heartbreak, she said “I was building a man while he was tearing down the women I created myself to be and I didn’t deserve it. “ and boyyyyyy did I FEEL THAT
Why does every college girl nowadays travel Europe in the summer, have a 6 pack, and is sponsored by some swimsuit company where they’re giving everyone 20% off codes MEANWHILE I’m over here busy being broke looking like a loaf of moldy bread
One minute I'm having a relaxing day of golf and dinner then BOOM someone wins 3k & me & @JessicaSacka end up at the titty bar wasted..... what is life 🤦🏻♀️