FoolishAlbatross🥲

K*ll your local fascist

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

me showing up to work to do nothing but distract my co-workers, gossip, and be the gay personality hire:

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@PackedBowlsWiz enjoy your FTC fraud report

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@PackedBowlsWiz tried to do a DoorDash pick up in Reno, turns out the Vistro is no longer working with @PackedBowlsWiz and they are fraudulently accepting orders, wasting our time, gas, and costing money!

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@WTPRPOed @JoeBiden You understand that the tax law we are currently under was enacted by Trump right? Of course you don’t, you bootlicker.

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Landlords today: Rent is due 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@tedcruz Did you know preventing access to gender affirming care is ALSO a death sentence to LGBTQ people? Too late to backtrack now buddy

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@tedcruz Remember when you endorsed Roy Moore who opposed gay marriage and was later revealed to be child sex predator

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@tedcruz Boy do I got news for you about the US and you’re own policies

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@Blizzard_Ent except you can’t play unless you have a contract phone plan. So now people who can’t afford/don’t have access to a contract phone don’t get to play. Because you can’t sell their data.

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

THIS WEEKEND IS A 2x MATCH XP WEEKEND!

The #Overwatch2 festivities run from Oct 21 at 11am PT thru Oct 24🎉 See you there!

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

@dominos we can’t recycle boxes with food product on it, including grease

[clintoris @clintoris]

It smells like upfaggot in here

[FoolishAlbatross🥲 @Katchadourian_A]

If you’re from NV and you don’t know about this, please do yourself a favor it is one of my favorite things

[Insider @thisisinsider]

In 1977, a 15-year-old Kevin Baugh watched "The Mouse That Roared" — a satirical 1959 movie about a tiny, fictional nation waging war on the US.

He is now the "benevolent dictator" of the Republic of @Molossia — a one-acre micronation in Nevada. ⬇️

https://t.co/gM94P5qaVc

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING: Lizzo is wearing Sauron's One Ring to rule them all

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Sep 30 Oct 1

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

it's october again

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

FINALLY

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING: Lizzo has acquired the infinity gauntlet