☭ Yuppie Scum ☭

Future Deadbeat | Francophobic | Obnoxious |

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Bought a powerful enchanted blade that only harms those with darkness in their hearts. Which, it turns out, is way more people than I expected. Sword seems to work on everyone. Very disappointing to learn how terrible everyone is, but my quest to vanquish all evil must continue.

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[𐙚 ꒰ lambi ꒱🌱 @lazylambzz]

can we start using the phrase “you people cant do anything” for AI users instead of for neurodivergent people??

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

I know they just do it to make more money but I fucking love that they’re putting movies back in theaters for their anniversaries. Some movies (lowkey all) just gotta be experienced on a big ass screen loud as hell.

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

I do think the christians were correct that gay marriage would destroy traditional marriage, in the sense that traditional marriage was essentially a form of slavery that has been redefined (in theory) as an equal partnership

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral

[project hail saturn 💫🪐 @z4kkuras]

At the airport

[joey @joboduj]

i dont mind when a cat attacks me i trust their judgement

[rune sword @runesword1]

my buddy went to negotiate with the merfolk and painted himself blue to fit in. they drowned his ass in the lagoon

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[mia 🚬 | cr: ACOK @deerestprincess]

thats bc grrm trusts the reader's ability to read about people from the medieval era marrying their siblings and understand that that's wrong and gross without him having to write "that's wrong and gross btw" in the footnotes

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime

[rune sword @runesword1]

accidentally touched the black flower that appears in my dreams and it’s taken everyone’s names from me. i can’t remember anyone’s fucking names

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[MYMY @MrMsMyMy]

Mamdani is bringing so much peace and love nature is coming back around to NY

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Uncanny

[rip maevee @maevecity]

my favorite part of the day is when it gets dark and i can finally get high and go on my computer

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This morning's dream took everything from me… I’ll spare you the details. I’ve actually forgotten the details. I’m not sure what occurred and what was lost but I grieve for something. Well, I feel okay. Whole, even. Quite frankly, things have never been better