Katie Milner

I used to create epic college football twitter content & now Im lucky if I can bribe my kids with something long enough to watch part of a Bama game. Roll Tide

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

@PhilRothermich @UAGallettes @notkdk3 Also need some in Arkansas

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

You know what? As messy as this damn Bama team is, I’m so happy to watch them play with no Blippi or Miss Rachel in the background. More late games for parents of toddlers. #ThisIsTheUhOhSong #Iykyk #UAvsMSU

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Guys I once went to Starkville to see a huge Tide loss and a guy STILL asked the Bama cheerleaders to help him propose. During an away game. In Starkville. That was a brutal loss.
I think about if that couple made it ALL the time. #Bama #RollTide

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

See… I leave twitter for years and this is why I came back. Or am attempting to when offspring allow it.

[Hunter Johnson @BurnerLJohnson]

We MIGHT be starting to establish a little identity with our fatass OL.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Angry Saban was like seeing the one who got away and having a flash of hope he may want a second try.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Celebrating something in the game! It’s fun! I’d like to experience that again.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

@zross12 We have the depth of a splash pad for all positions now. How did this happen????

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

If we end up having a winning record, it’ll only be if our kicker has a 2005 @JChristensen86 year and carries this disaster of a team on his shoulders. It was exciting then… but we shouldn’t be anywhere near that scenario in 2023

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

@schanbaum Nick, there is a marriage vow between @dixon1687 and me that wasn’t included in our ceremony but it’s sacred & upheld just as much as the others. It’s that we never talk about that game.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

You know I always liked to keep it in the SEC. We started dating before he went to UT for his mba, and I worked at UT during that time. I’m not saying that I single handedly got UT to leave the Big 12 for the SEC but I’m not NOT saying it either.

[Nick Schanbaum @schanbaum]

@KateClemons @dixon1687 The biggest cover play ever. Texas and bama. Cheap, if you ask me. If you had any guts you’d marry someone from Texas tech, like I did

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

One exciting thing that’s not the same from my Twitter glory days is Alabama’s kicking game.
So that’s neat…. But can we go back to the world of QB depth and just missing point afters and field goals?

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

So uh… are the youth not using hashtags anymore?

I swear I used to be cool. Was a regular at Gallettes and everything.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

The football player was Covid and the cheerleader that got clobbered was our entire family this week. #Bama

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Let me add to this though… I also married @dixon1687 who went to both Vandy and Univ of TX so we’re a “house divided” that resembles more of a pie chart if you consider the Hog child. Baby girl (17 months old) WILL be my Bama fan or she’s grounded.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Oh and my 4 year old got my trolling skills but he’s even better than I used to be. I never thought it would happen to me, but when I ask him to say Roll Tide, he calls the Hogs instead and thinks he’s hilarious.The lesson? Don’t have children in Arkansas. #RollTide

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

“But Katie,” you’re probably asking yourself “then how are you suddenly gracing our twitter-feed again?”

Covid. It’s Covid. The ultimate provider of downtime.

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Oh and my 4 year old got my trolling skills but he’s even better than I used to be. I never thought it would happen to me, but when I ask him to say Roll Tide, he calls the Hogs instead and thinks he’s hilarious.The lesson? Don’t have children in Arkansas. #RollTide

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Anyway, just returning to say I want Lane Kiffin to replace Saban when he retires. That’s all. For now. Probably. #RollTide

[Katie Milner @KateClemons]

Remember when I used to tweet hilarious Bama football tweets 248 times a day back in the 2010s? Same, fam. Same.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Climate change is real, by the way.