Katy Vaughn

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All I’m saying is that if I got turned into a teapot bc my boss was an as*hole I wouldn’t cheer for him to fall in love even if it broke the spell.

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My son who is 12 months old has more pockets in his wardrobe than I (a 34 YO F) do. And somehow I feel like that tells you all you need to know about society.

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If marriage were a photo.

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No one:

4 YO: “mom, I wish I had a bra for my nipples.”

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Beat Bobby Flay be like:

Competitor: “I have been making this dish since I was five years old”

Bobby: “I have never heard of this dish before IN. MY. LIFE.”

Judges: *and the winner is* “Bobby Flay”

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“…And is the 6 month old under the age of 2?” - an actual question I was asked this morning by my credit card company when trying to book a flight with points.

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My 3YO after being handed a rice krispy treat: “Mom. Its. GORGEOUS”
#thingsmydaughtersaystome

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So strange that they played football at the Rhianna concert last night. We really are living in #UnprecedentedTimes

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My Dad: “how do I see the comments on my Facebook posts?”

Me: *shows him how*

Also My Dad: *reading the comments on said facebook post* “who in the heck is that?”

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One of the many things I never thought my husband would say to me until we had kids: “you have a very strange relationship with playdough.”

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@godblessamaryca Missouri but not TEXAS.

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@godblessamaryca The one where the cartoon man is baking things from his late wife’s cook book to jog his memories of her? 😭😭😭 BAAAALLLING my eyes out every. Time.

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Not me crying to a Kroger commercial.

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@godblessamaryca I KNEW IT.

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A man created panty hose and there is nothing you can do or say that will change my mind.

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3 yo: “okay raise your hand if you want a cookie!”
Hubby: *doesn’t raise hand*
3 yo: “Dad! Raise your hand if you want a cookie!”
Hubby: “But I don’t want a cookie”
3 yo: “okay, then you are gonna get wrapped up with a rope.”
#thingsmydaughtersaystome

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My daughter: *in reference to her Dad* “He’s my boy, he would never hurt me!”

#thingsmydaughtersaystome

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“But I just want to put poop in my eye right now mom.”

#thingsmydaughtersaystome

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Hubby: *referring to when Jason Garrett was the Dallas Cowboy’s coach* “a lot of my life was wasted with him…”

#thingsmyhusbandsaystome

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@godblessamaryca That’s not just lawyers….