Kate

Old lady stuck in a young body, Yelper, and storyteller. I'm here for the dog memes.

[Kate @KateKurka]

Your 20s are the messy bun of life

[Drake University @DrakeUniversity]

It's @DrakeUGriff! The real MVP of the #DemDebate. #iacaucus #VoteGriff2020

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[Kate @KateKurka]

Patiently waiting for my picture of @DrakeUGriff and @PeteButtigieg so this campaign season can really start

[Kate @KateKurka]

I have to say, the most unrealistic thing about @AlaskaOnHulu is that it “took place in 2005” and yet there was not one girl wearing a sparkly scarf tied around her waist like a belt

[Kate @KateKurka]

Friendly reminder to tip on the full value of the service/meal regardless of how much your coupon is for

[Random House Group @randomhouse]

Let's take a moment to appreciate librarians. That's it, that's the tweet.

[Kate @KateKurka]

@HarryVerism @abbidabbi49

[Kate @KateKurka]

@SarahSwanigan Wow how am I not invited to more weddings?

[Kate @KateKurka]

Get yourself a man that looks at you the way my cat looks at Garrett.

[Kate @KateKurka]

Adultish-using an essential oil diffuser as a clothes steamer.

[Kate @KateKurka]

But when will they make the adaptor for the lightning headphones into a normal headphone jack?

[Kate @KateKurka]

WOWOW this article gives me life https://t.co/mm5OVKfFiy

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"I'm a 9-year-old who loves dogs, and I've decided to pet as many as I can." https://t.co/OHtH2LXo0T

[Kate @KateKurka]

There was an ad on Facebook that I didn’t have time to click on and now I can’t find it and don’t remember the name so it seems like I’ll never be buying these new jeans that were supposedly super comfy and cute.

[Kate @KateKurka]

@billowsofblonde There’s a pho place downtown that has a picture hanging of Obama. He didn’t eat there, I assume they just really love Obama.

[Kate @KateKurka]

@_Jules_Rules_ I wish I worked at a place that starts talking about where we should go to lunch before 10am

[Kate @KateKurka]

3. I’m literally telling anyone who will listen that Sarah’s coming to see me this weekend and I’ve never been more excited

[Kate @KateKurka]

How to tell that Swanhead is coming to DSM
1. I went to @WholeFoods

[Kate @KateKurka]

2. My kitchen has bananas and my fridge is stocked with craft beer and cheap wine (thanks @ExileBrewingCo!)

[Kate @KateKurka]

Okay, Google where did I put my hair ties because I had them in the old apartment but I can’t find them in the new one?

[Kate @KateKurka]

New life goal- make it onto @thegoodtrade‘s Daily Good newsletter

[Kate @KateKurka]

@talkforamoment Yes.