Kate Marchand

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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

thinkin about what i’m gonna tell my relatives when they ask why i’m single this year. so far i’ve come up with “i’m trying to find myself” but that makes me sound like a fuckboi with a chin strap so idk

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

occasionally I wish I was born wayyy before this time

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

No one tells you how exhausting it is to sit and stare at a computer all day

[RJ @jasman_ryan]

I’m at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance on The Price Is Right

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Seeing children wearing Trump hats makes me physically sick

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

@hambourgler Why don’t scorpios get anything...so rude!

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Unclear how I just became a second semester senior but mkay

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

I was told I looked like I was ‘on edge’ and handed a bottle of champagne...happy thanksgiving!

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Questioning why there isn’t happy hour at the airport

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Don’t know if I should be happy or concerned that the lady at Starbucks knows my name...

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Unpopular opinion: I get offended when I don’t get carded

[nick @nickhansonMN]

you know i really thought 2018 was gonna be a good year but here we are 10 months later and uhhh... I guess i'll try again next year lol

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when I open someone’s snapchat and don’t respond i’m never like “yo fuck that person”, i just don’t have a response, but when someone does it to me my immediate thought is like “o ok they want to dance on my grave got it”

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

@ellimacmt I can’t sleep knowing they are around me

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Ghost Ida is dead and thriving in apt. 404....send help!

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

@janice_marmol Surprisingly only 3??

[Kate Marchand @KateMarchand1]

Now taking bets on how many times I cry today because tomorrow I’m officially a senior