Mary Kate

Twitter gave me this username and I resent it. KateMKK makes no sense. 2652 means nothing to me.

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

“@AwesomePplPics: Cary Grant and Amelia Earhart http://t.co/p6tR8iqozz” CARY GRANT - THE LAST TO SEE AMELIA EARHART ALIVE

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

A wall of the names of fallen soldiers but instead it's Blockbuster district managers.

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

👑Keep calm and bury your enemy waist deep before bloodhounds like the Japs did to the Chinese in WWII👑 #ForgottenHolocaust #RememberNanking

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

👑Keep calm and publicly humiliate Alexander Hamilton via the press👑

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

👑Keep calm and behead your local tax collector👑

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

👑Keep calm and hose a protestor👑

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

@AShannonBrooks I'm pretty sure he just has rosacea. #GetOffYourHighHorse

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

Pigeons are being extra existent today. #spring

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

If a guy's coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

@theLifeinHD I'm stuck inside o Mobile with Memphis blues again (Mr. Duran would know what I'm talking about)

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

@TeddyCoffey have you tried following people?

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

Com,as go, wherev,er the, fu,ck I put, th,em, f,uck you,

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

It's always tricky when your friends aren't Klee's and you have to explain things to them (🍺🍺🍻) ( @kerlberl am I right or am I right?)

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? No but you will." - Kevin Spacey

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

Skit:

JOE
What are you taking next sequester?

BOBBY
Nothing.

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

@Maggie_Klee totally discovered the art of seduction at age 9.

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

Harry Potter's name comes out of the Papal Conclave's Goblet of Fire and then he's all like, "But I don't want eternal glory!"

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

"This is not for me. Dance is for me. Research is not for me." - @TeddyCoffey shaking his head, crying, and burping up reference books

[Mary Kate @KateMkk2652]

“@BrianLynch: Yes yes, nothing soothes angry homeless people like taking pictures of them." @TeddyCoffey

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@KateMkk2652 but how'd he end up in Chuck's shower #clockproblems #jimmerproblems