Kelly Sullivan

i sneeze funny.

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@emmetds @Nicole_Cliffe Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Emmet, I hope Suzanne doesn’t have a Twitter account... #ohthelies

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart wants you to tell @SenateMajLdr to pass the 9/11 Zadroga Act. Now. #worstresponders #shameworks

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@adumkid psha, you think you're outside the green dot? you're not. you're right in that dot, man. you live there.

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@sean_slats this makes all the sense in the world, you should have created Wood Chippered Kittens years ago

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@Jeep should make a commercial on Halsted #mypriuscanthandlethisshit

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

#erinface @allisonkleeee

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@adumkid Kamut and Teff look fantastic, ima be all up on them grains #alluponthemgrains #titties

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@Maggie_Klee why does she insist on being naked so much of the time? How did this happen?

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

Thanks to a rousing game of cheers & chug, I'll never remember the day I met u but I do know I've loved u long time, Happy Birfday @leizlba

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@Haberdashie has given me a reason to care about twitter again #ashntitties @achitown noodles tomorrow? #noodlesaredelicious

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@leizlba when I wake up wondering where YOU are, I usually check under my decorative pillows, 9 times out o 10 that's where you're hiding...

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

Just saw @leizlba for the first time in almost a month... I feel whole again. #lifewithleizl #iruvreizl

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

Just clicked on the address for my 8:30 meeting and #apple-maps told me it is in Canada #wellshit #applemapsproblems #canada

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@leizlba thanks reizl, I ruv you! ☺😍😉😚😀😄😃😘

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@Samyukemp do you get Suits in the Caribbean? Not getting Suits would be a good reason to come back #USA #canopener

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

What if I didn't and they were calling to tell me Harry Styles was there? Why @leizlba answers when RA calls on her day off #forserious

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

This is one of my biggest pet peeves with him, make your #snapchats longer!!! #realproblems

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

@achitown #iceout #kams

[Kelly Sullivan @kerlberl]

How come all these white kids are here? #athi #elgin #yourewhite #foreign #highschoolerstryintoplay #ashwantstobehashtagged #ashtimes