diogenes™

deployment, Ops, OTP, & RFM admin at McDs | sometimes adjunct phil. lecturer | KCL alum

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

the problem with scoops is they’re too good at scooping so I always miscalculate the salsa ratio :(

[LIZZO @lizzo]

If the general public is just now getting access to this kind of high level a.i. then what images have we been looking at the last 10 years that we thought was real but was probably a.i. generated ?

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

I think I can count on one hand how many times I tweeted the last year, but it’s still #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

THIS IS BIG: Rep. Katie Porter is investigating an alleged bribery scheme involving Donald Trump and a real estate developer who allegedly donated to a super PAC in exchange for Trump pardons.

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

okay but why is this exactly what boomers sound like on Facebook

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump this morning calls to be reinstated as president and declared the winner of 2020, or to have a new election immediately.

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

So I think I know what happens next on this here Internet

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

I’m so bad at responding to social media 😂😂 just cleared out messages on Insta from October HAHAHA

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

unclear to me why people drive through a FULL parking garage and still choose to not to park like a considerate human so they don’t use two spots

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

It’s 26F outside and I had to turn the heat and seat warmers off on my 23 minute commute because my upper lip is literally sweaty

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

Remember when I bought a north face coat to face the harsh Pennsylvania winters and it is, if nothing else, TOO warm

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

Rather than numbers they should consider a rating system based on average regional temp and in the tag say “this jacket is too warm for climes south of Newfoundland

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Causes of death in London, 1632.

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

took my adhd meds for the first time in 4 days yesterday. at a normal time. so naturally I went to bed at 1:30am, woke up at 4, and am now organizing more of grandmas stamp collection while researching database programs

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

@Paulejohnson63 Nnnaaahhh hhh

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

and they don’t cause tornados

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Roundabouts are about 90% safer than intersections with lights.

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

@madsadcatfish 🫠😞

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

I’m sure some 7 year old would kill for this but I’m not cut out for my entire caloric intake to be from jello and Gatorade for the next 30 hours

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

Love me some dr Cornel West but have few people to share with 😂😂 https://t.co/Mom2E83qeg

[diogenes™ @KateNJohnson]

in other news is it even worth it at this point to fix the drywall my cat destroyed