Amanda B🤨wer

Professor. Mother. Typer of Typos. RT means I hit the RT button, which might also be a typo. She/her.

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

HI TWITTER WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAID?

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

👏

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Oh.

Now they write the story.

Thanks, CBS.

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

Just keep thinking how a lot of people are gonna be surprised when the face-eating leopard they voted for eats their face.

[David Teicher @Aerocles]

the fact that so many ppl are voting for him is so…disheartening

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I got my sticker

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

We're not going back (whether he likes it or not).

[R/GA @RGA]

Halloween after 8 rounds of review + legal feedback

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

@Aerocles This is a perfect bunny. How does he feel about bananas?

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[R/GA @RGA]

He brought that sink in

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

@RGA Sorry but you’re too late. Now you have to do that Pesto Penguin

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

Don’t choose between men. Choose between a man and peace.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

More women are choosing to remain single. Why?

“I love the peace and lack of drama”
“I don’t have to answer to anyone”
“I don’t have to be anyone’s nurse, chef, or housekeeper”

https://t.co/O6DFA0VDXt

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

@janthonylong @IanMacAllen Chick-fil-A introduces an "all you can Beef" menu...

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

@janthonylong @IanMacAllen We did 2014 McDonalds in class today. This seems to be the exact same thing— "Wait who are we? Ok, hear me out—what if we wrecked it?"

[Amanda B🤨wer @heyprofbow]

@IanMacAllen @janthonylong Sugary drinks on the go is Dunkin'. We already have Dunkin'.