KateTheRoyal

I’ve fallen asleep in multiple 3D movies

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

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[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me New Year's resolution crumbling apart faster than a crispy cookie.

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

After thorough research this Halloween, red, orange, yellow and brown peanut M&Ms are significantly better than the blues and greens

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Just a live view of me eating cereal on my Teams meeting and realizing I’m not on mute

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Definitely didn’t just spend 10 mins snipping my worst split ends before my haircut tomorrow, full on with the plan to convince my hairdresser to “keep most of the length” 🤪

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Me asking my boss if I can use my PTO during the pandemmy knowing that we’re super busy rn, but very aware that her last day is in a month so I need the break ASAP

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

The amount of privilege here is simply absurd.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A federal judge said that a florist from Texas who has been charged with taking part in the riot at the U.S. Capitol last month may travel to Mexico for what she had described as a “work-related bonding retreat.” https://t.co/ObV8jeiib5

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

@pearlizumi @leostamillo @jamesglynn Lululemon always

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

@pearlizumi looking for assistance returning a pair of cycling pants that I got as a gift and do not fit, but customer service is pretty lackluster! They’re brand new with tags and still in your inventory, please help!

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Finally #Inauguration2021

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I could live on bread alone

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

@katesxo @goldbelly Magnolia bakery banana pudding 😍

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

I didn’t listen to enough music on my Spotify account this year and feel dis

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

My top songs were bad

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

I fell for a click bait listicle for “Handmade Christmas gifts made by the Pioneer Woman” which lead to purchasing skeins of ez blanket yarn so I can finger knit a scarf. Seems logical, no?

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

And on the fourth day of the 2020 election I gave myself a haircut 💇🏼‍♀️

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

I WISH I MOVED TO CANADA 4 YEARS AGO

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Dear iOS 14 update, thanks for suggesting I see this photo I took of an English muffin pizza 🤪

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

You know it’s almost fall when you google “how to get pumpkin spice latte out of a carpet” #fallthings #psl

[KateTheRoyal @KateTheRoyal]

Andy Beshear: Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Epl8RJrI3r via @Change

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

1. The protests represent a genuine and legitimate frustration over a decades-long failure to reform police practices and the broader criminal justice system. We should condemn the few who resort to violence––not the overwhelming majority who deserve our respect and support.