Kate Abbott

I’m kateabbott on the blue butterfly app! 🦋 YA novel DISNEYLANDERS. One time I talked to Steve Martin on Twitter. she/her

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears...but let’s focus on the hope right now. 🌷 Prepare to embark on our version of the happiest cruise that ever sailed! ⛵️ #HomemadeDisney

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

Evergreen

[Brian Koch @Thisisntflying]

This is the Nevada vote counters' ritual for each mail-in ballot- #Elections2020

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@MassGov Please listen to the thousands of people who want what is best for all wildlife. In this case, this wild animal does not tolerate other beavers, and she will die if released. Please stop @MassWildlife and let her be an educational animal.

[Andrea @AndreaFranconia]

@maura_healey @MassGov Please, please help saving this beaver! Nibi (from Newhouse Wildlife Rescue) will die if she is released! Mass. Division of Wildlife did not even come by to assess the animal. This is cruel!
#JusticeForNibi #LetNibiStay

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

The @sfchronicle doesn’t have a cover story about the last A’s home game ever in Oakland, but instead features a large photo and article highlighting the Giants’ park.

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@UpTambourine @nienna121 I felt this. One of my first times out at the store by myself with my baby, I was so focused on just getting through checkout that I paid and then headed for the door with my baby. They had to run after me like, “Um ma’am you forgot your stuff.” 🤣 We were so tired!

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

Sometimes the stories write themselves

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have transgendered
the aliens
that were in
the prison

and which
also were probably
executing
the babies

forgive me
I have the best rallies
so large
and so not bored

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Hillary Clinton also won the debates against Donald Trump.

[deray @deray]

WE FINALLY HAVE ACTUAL MODERATORS! THE DEBATE IS SO DIFFERENT WHEN WE ACTUALLY HAVE MODERATORS.

SHOUT OUT TO WHOEVER PLANNED THIS DEBATE. BRAVO TO MODERATORS!

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

Bring back No Doubt for this Southern California Olympics hand-off! 😭

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

I hope this horrible ad was made by AI because I cannot imagine a human thinking this was a good idea. I’m gonna groan every time this ad comes on for the next two weeks.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

there’s an ad playing during the olympics where a little girl wants to use ai to write a letter to her favorite athlete and…….. does that not take 99% of the ethos and feeling out of one of the most heartfelt concepts known to man? jfc

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@OneGoldenSun I’m sorry, Keri! Sending all the good vibes.

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@mag_gabbert I have saved all of my parrots’ feathers and I’m glad I have them. I only recently framed some. Sending you love.

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

Please, somebody illustrate the barista and the Waffle House waitress wielding a hammer and a dining chair. In a Charlie’s Angels pose. 🙏

[Dear White Staffers @dearwhitestaff]

On Covfefe Day no less

[Connor Daley @ConnorDaleyVT]

🎶
I’m a bitch
I’m an orca
Sinking yachts
Just off Majorca
I’m a sinner
I’m a whale
Imma hit you with my tail

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@samcahntent The RV owner posted the full story and more details on her GoFundMe: https://t.co/5cKu0TmEKb

[Kate Abbott @Kate_Abbott_]

@DisneylandDrive In addition to the “that” instead of “who,” it says “with hope that” instead of “with the hope that.” If they’re gonna make the quote the point of the shirt, at least get it right! 🤣 😭