EVERY WHITE BOY’S TINDER BIO:
-looking for the Pam to my Jim
-6’1 because apparently that matters
-tatted🤪
-always down for an adventure
-swipe right if you love doggos
-actually 24
-not my kids in the pic
-“A perfect gentleman”-my mom
-here for a good time not for a long time
My whole body just physically cringed as I remembered there was a time in my life where I thought Justin Bieber whispering the word “swaggy” was the hottest thing in the world
Things everyone (aka me) needs to come to terms with.
• No response is a response.
• If they wanted to, they would.
• Timing will not always be in your favor.
• Not everyone has the same heart as you.