Kate Barton

Writer + Comic + Sexy Mama

[Outstanding Screenplays @outscreenplays]

Great writers aren’t great first-drafters. They’re great rewriters. #screenwriting

[Phantom Of The Opera @PhantomOpera]

A little illumination! Our chandelier rises on Broadway for the final time 🌹

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

@julesfurious Agreed.

[Mid Coast Media @midcoastmedia]

Mid Coast comedy returns tomorrow (and every Thursday) with @IamAaronNaylor @Kate_Unscripted @sadbtchjoos_esq @Barnesmostly at #centralstage in @GrandCenter. Doors 7pm. Show kicks off at 8pm.

https://t.co/xqTquSmv6p

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

Low-key waiting for Bartise to bring up Nancy's stance on abortion at the altar. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind3

[Ace✨ @smolpootatoe]

All of us getting ready to judge strangers again #LoveIsBlind

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

@angelamarie85 The double standard of America's Sweethearts.

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

@angelamarie85 When is it? Can't see it on TicketMaster.

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

@angelamarie85 Oh no!!! Hope you're okay.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.

[Angela @angelamarie85]

This is my friend’s dog. Please share!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Spilled a great deal of mustard on the *airplane shirt* I just wore to see Top Gun: Maverick. Looks like it’s carpet bombing a runway of all beef franks for slovenly dads like me. Call sign: #Foodfight

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

🪷It’s the first day of #DadBunzSummer! RT to save a life.

[Angela @angelamarie85]

These are strong words. Stronger still would be the NBA refusing to play until action is taken. Cancel the Stanley Cup playoffs. No more baseball. Start costing billionaires money.

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

@angelamarie85 I just can’t look; it’s killing meeeeeeeeeee

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

You’ve received a visit from the #SturdyDad. RT to keep the timeline shenanigan-free.

[Kate Barton @Kate_Unscripted]

Well this changes my childhood, but also explains a lot… @OTownOfficial #liquiddreams #dancingjizzgirls

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Breaking!

[Megan K. Stack @Megankstack]

At bedtime the 8 yo told me his teacher said: “Think of your mind like a pond full of fish and each fish is a feeling. Try to be the pond, not the fish.” And all I can say is primary school has significantly improved.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Heartbroken at the loss of life in Peshawar. I send prayers & support to victims & their loved ones. Our leaders must guarantee safety to all including Shia, Hazara, Hindu, Christian, Pashtun and Baloch. There is no peace until the most vulnerable can live and worship freely.