yung og k8

who is she?!

[OutKick Bets @OutKickBets]

Body composition of a Tennessean:

- 35% sweet tea
- 30% Chick-fil-a
- 20% barbecue
-15% Waffle House

[relatable @byreIatable]

April in high school: happy, prom planning, no stress.
April in college: crying, 67 assignments due, contemplating dropping out.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

MUGGER: I'm gonna take things from you

ME: Well, you won't take my self-esteem

MUGGER: *holds up a mirror*

ME: Damn it

[billboard @billboard]

Will Ferrell hospitalized after a serious car accident https://t.co/ZWStBnyoHG

[Aaron @aaronadams1997]

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, pls don’t take Will Ferrell. He just wanted to go fast. https://t.co/7FjI32e2FO

[Knowlesy @dgkdanknowles]

Taught my grandfather that dance and now it’s got out of hand...

[your favorite dad @malcolmpyeung]

“hey man I’m sorry but can we resched-”

me, an introverted homebody:

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

You: working hard to make it. Years of work building social media presence. Works part time job.

Yodel Kid: yodels once in walmart with grandma. Cant probably even sit shotgun in a car. Is chilling with justin bieber at Coachella

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

Give your graphic designer a pay raise. https://t.co/DmjkDZSCbt

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I like going to target

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

me while my coworker is explaining how to do something: yup yup ok that’s easy i get it

as soon as i have to do that thing on my own: my mind is an empty glass. i know nothing and have always known nothing

[corr @ForeverCorr_]

just read a comment under Tristan Thompson’s latest IG photo saying “you broke your daughter’s heart before any other boy could” and now idk if I can continue on with my day

[War Mothershed @_iamwarready]

“Have a little bit of water so you can sober up”

Blacked out me: