Kate McKinney

Writer. Storyteller. Humorist. Actress. Model. Mother. Neurodivergent AF. I ❤️ Vintage, Oddities, Intersectional Justice. PresUSA. She/Her.💄💋🌈🧠🦑💀🤖💒

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

@PatreonSupport I recently paid for a membership for @IfBooksPod. I got a PayPal receipt, but I cannot figure out how to listen. I used my PayPal account, but I’m concerned that it used my husbands Patreon, but he has received no information either.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

@IfBooksPod hello! I recently subscribed to your Patreon, but I can’t access it. I got a receipt from PayPal does not list the name of your show. This was the only way I could figure out to contact you. Thank you so much.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

@bsmpblog @hamckinney I love this house! A lot of cool features, and very sweet memories.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

So, @hamckinney and I bought my Grandma’s haunted farm house!

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

@arshimbo @AbbyHasIssues Probably impossible! But I’m trying to remember my creativity is as important as my chores. Moreso.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.

[Midwest Missy @TheMojoMissy]

For my out of town tweeps who messaged me today…

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

Things that woke me up from my nap today: my daughter galumphing up the stairs like an elephant. Many text messages. What did not wake me up: a huge explosion across town that rendered 11 houses uninhabitable, damage to 39 houses total, and killed three people.

[The Associated Press @AP]

A house exploded in the southern Indiana city of Evansville, killing three people and damaging dozens of other homes in the neighborhood, authorities say. The explosion's cause hasn't been determined. https://t.co/BzdKxaaSvx

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

@TheMojoMissy They’ve been here a while. I saw one dead on the west side like, five years ago!

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

Thanks for this wisdom @eversonj

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

I just realized I’m taking my kids to school in the morning and bye bye, I’m dead.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

In addition to all the weirdness with things ringing up wrong & customers behaving oddly, I just heard something loudly crash to the ground. I was convinced we were haunted because why not. Nope, just a taped up package of batteries.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

90% of my customer interactions today have been really weird, one way or another. Someone mentioned the super moon, which is usually the quickest way to make me stop listening. But, maybe?

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

A man asked me if his receipt came with my home telephone number. I flashed my ring, told him my husband would not like him calling. He told me I’d remember today forever. 1st of all, no. 2nd of all, this happens all the time, so. 3rd, eww. 4th? There are nicer ways to ask.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

It’s been a DAY.

[Kate McKinney @Katecake]

I don’t even care if this is true, except I do care because SO MANY QUESTIONS! #WritingCommunity #badreviews