Kateland Putman

wife. child of God. cosmetologist.

[Kateland Putman @Katelandbrooke]

@myvansaredirty That’s literally what I’m making for dinner 😂

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@myvansaredirty The animation is beautiful and the MC character development is so good. Be prepared for it to destroy you at times tho lol

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Hey hi I haven’t tweeted in almost a year

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@keikoalisha AND IF I WAS BLESSED I’D WALK ON THE WATER YOURE BREATHING TO LEND YOU SOME AIR FOR THAT HEAVING SUNKEN CHEST

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@skashh I know it’s my favorite episode it gets me every time😩😭

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Bubba ritos was out of rice so I left and now Taco Bell is out of Baja blast.
I AM UPSET

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“Would you like a large sweet tea it’s 20 cents more”
FINE TWIST MY ARM

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Officially in the toddlers falling stage and cutting all the cut scrapes and bruises lol

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Every time we door dash Taco Bell they forget our sauce lol my husband is currently headed to Taco Bell just for sauce 😂 you can’t eat Taco Bell without it

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Need to get my kid off the paci but here she is still taking a paci and still getting a formula bottle before bed and in the middle of the night lolol 😅

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Trying to talk myself out of making two casseroles and green beans to bring to thanksgiving lol

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My kid is constantly cutting teeth I can’t catch a break lol

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Hosanna waking at at 4:30 is not fun

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Caught Hosanna playing in the toilet this morning so we are officially at that age lolol

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@isthecameron When I went to UAH there was a Dunkin and a Starbucks and I got a dunkin every day hahah

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@isthecameron Hahah Starbucks is what you think is good until you try all the other better coffees and then you go back to Starbucks and you’re like ew lol

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I have no idea how to dress my kid cause of the weather lol