Katelyn

welcome to my twitter*

*storage unit for all my baggage that I should get a therapist for

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

I just scrolled back through 9 years of my own tweets as entertainment because I am hilarious

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

I turned on a rain sounds video that promised me I'd be asleep in 4 minutes.

45 minutes later and I am still not asleep.

Lying sack of shit.

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

If you find yourself frustrated with people who "always seem to be unwell", consider those people's nervous systems are insanely fucked up and it's hard to take care of yourself and simultaneously mask for everyone else. Sorry someone's struggle is so annoying for you.

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Is Elon's Twitter a good place for me to trauma dump and say that my horse has been dead for almost a year and I legitimately think I'm fucked up forever from how traumatic it was?

Cool

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

I'm actually also quite certain 2016 is the year I met my ex husband?

I had no self preservation in 2016. So no, I'm not gonna go look for photos of a stupid version of me hahahaha

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Why is everyone flashing back to 2016 randomly 2 weeks in to January?

In 2016 I was 20 and pouring my soul into a relationship where I dated someone for 2 years after he settled for me because my friend wouldn't date him.

No thanks!

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

I have been limiting my drinking mostly because I am too fucked up right now to handle it so if I get drunk I WILL cry. Update; I had a glass of wine and a shot of fireball which is just enough for a buzz and I cried anyway. Soooooo....

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

If you sleep with a guy and he's always geeked as fuck, his dog always asked YOU and not him to be let out in the AM, he didn't check on you while you blacked out in his bathroom, and he told you to "relax" when you didn't want him to put his dick in your ass.. he's a bad guy. 👍

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

A guy I had a situationship with who ghosted me for one of his coworkers and now has a baby and is engaged to her started sending me late night sexts recently and I said "I'd miss me too." 💀

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Update this man is serving jail time for rape now so uh what the FUCK

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

@RepMTG Damn, I opened up this tweet fully convinced it must be satire. Imagine the endless pit of disappointment I fell into when I realized you actually, for real, think this.

Bummer, dude!

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Using chat GPT solely for dream interpretation and self reflective therapy with myself. It's fine if the AI gets to know everything about me because anyone wanting to steal info from me will just find out I'm hiding a cesspool of really sad thoughts

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Seeking help to pay for my man's vasectomy. He deserves exceptional stress free raw sex since he respects me and is concerned for my bodily autonomy. I know you must have ample donatable funds from a lifetime of being too repulsive to be in a relationship! Dm for my venmo 🖕

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Your body, my choice. Forever.

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

@lyssaleche I was absolutely floored, I have 5 cats, a dog, 2 horses, 2 snakes and a tarantula and I pet sit for numerous people and could never imagine letting something bad happen to someone else's animal.. I would commit a crime if someone neglected my babies 😭

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Saw a post of a woman that left her cats with a "friend" for THE WEEKEND and she came back and they had been left outside and covered in a flea treatment for dogs and needed extensive vet care.

NO WAY dude I already don't trust anyone, I might never go on vacation again

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

@chizarellla @jadeeatskids Me, reading through this with a birthday ON Valentines day : 🥴

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Sending all my love to those who DO need to be prepared for an emergency tonight. My heart aches for you and I do not take it for granted that I have the privilege of being able to calm a panic spiral instead of having to carry out a plan to evacuate.

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

I am sitting on my bathroom floor feeling scared about natural disasters and have been brain storming how I want to prepare if I ever need to evacuate myself and my animals and I need to stop. So I've decided to distract myself with things I feel strongly about that aren't scary;

[Katelyn @KatelynMeg_]

Unless you have a reason (like co-parenting) to stay friendly and connected with an ex or any of their family members on social media, don't do that. Shit is weird. Stop liking your ex's aunt's posts. Your ex sister in law isn't your bestie anymore. Fly free bitches 🦋