monstro alyssasue 🍉

frozen banana salesman/child

she/her

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

Wow, the end of an era. Deleting my account on 11/14. I cannot abide my tweets being used for this greedy, soul-sucking shit. Send me a message if you'd like to stay in touch on IG or wherever the hell else.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

in three days, "X" will use your posts to train its incel AI. at some point ya gotta leave

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

@NarcisoLuxe I've been practicing piano again lmao 😭

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

Everyone shocked and upset that nara smiths husband voted for trump, I'm like wait... we weren't all following her just out of morbid curiosity? Did you all genuinely like her and her content? I thought we were all in on the bit

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

we need a leftist dracula

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

Just cried at a TikTok video about a halal Mexican food truck

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

@Bingus3000 Don't know how a gun is comparable to a mid size sedan, but thanks for the heads up!

[cants @cantseyy]

Go numb down one side

[Django Gold @django]

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

[monstro alyssasue 🍉 @lyssaleche]

@wachelsays Omg don't know how I missed this post, congratulations!!! What a beautiful family!!!

[molly 🇵🇸 @pagan_online]

I’m sorry I just don’t think I have the patience to deal with liberals acting like the events of the election are a bigger tragedy than every single day since October 7th 2023

[Mo 🍉 @MozFrame]

My reaction to Liberals tonight

[Leela Daou @leeladaou]

Does that include Palestinian and Lebanese women?

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

"It is really rich to try to fear monger about 'fascism' coming from the other side of the aisle, when Joe Biden and Kamala Harris's administration is the administration responsible for funding this genocide, & without which, this genocide could not have taken place."

https://t.co/afc0vTs0rc