☆ Katelyn Shouse ☆

work in progress // luke 1:46-49 // ♡☀︎

[☆ Katelyn Shouse ☆ @KatelynShouse]

do not disturb until there’s something worth being disturbed for

[Erisha @ErishaAnn]

If you can’t riff it’s not a charisma thing to me. It’s more like you don’t notice things. Your mind isn’t working to find the connections that amuse and delight. You are bogged down in the muck and the mire.

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

[doxie @doxie_gay]

when i make tacos, i throw in a little soap with the cilantro so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else, we’re not doing eugenics in MY house

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

do you think when bob dylan records he sings completely normally and then goes “now let’s do a silly one” and he just goes with the silly take every time

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

your honor i was lowkey all gas no brakes that day

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Imagine monitoring the situation with your boys here

[brian @brianonhere]

my sister taught my 1yo nephew sign language but i don’t know sign language so he’s sitting here signing mysterious stuff at me and looking at me like im a moron

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

Texting a girl how many steps you took today could be the play

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

If I worked at a bookstore and someone asked where the mystery section was I wouldn't tell them but I'd give them a clue

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Uh yeah, I’m having a pretty good day

[Nick Angstadt @NickVanExit]

My Grandma (who doesn’t watch basketball): “The team in the blue must be losing, that’s why they keep fake falling down”

😅😅😅😅😭

[Clayton Crowley @ClaytonCrowley]

TJ McConnell is fulfilling some kind of age-forgotten basketball prophecy about how an undersized white guy will lead Indiana to glory

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

WE'RE UP 2-1 IN THE NBA FINALS!

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

it’s hard work being on the loose

[teryn @youngtiddy]

being the funny friend is so hard cause it’s like ughhh im good at bowling too