tommy

No, no hummus with that

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Rented a truck. I said “damn I love a Toyota Tacoma” and the guy said “yeah this is a Ford F150.”

[corb @awshuqs]

when they’re mean to Butters in South Park

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[🍻 @drink2beers]

they trynna put me in a psych ward cuz of the way i straight jack it

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

[A 🇵🇸 sara fanpage @drakesnate]

after Rosa comes out in Brooklyn nine nine, captain Holt puts a bi flag next to his own pride flag on his desk :,)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Throwing a Don’t Kill Yourself Dinner Party where everyone brings a dish so delicious that we remember why life is worth living

[✨🎨k8🖌️✨ @artetak]

"I hate Valentine's day it's such a made up holiday"
Yeah made up for ME, shut up

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[shhhhhhhhhh @sharkpanty]

dude this is so fuckign crazy they just made this new law where you have to hang out and watch a movie with me. what the fuck they’re saying you have to eat whatever ice cream i want with me ????

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Never forget what they took from us

[grovy @grovymango]

My friends are celebrities to me. They are gorgeous. I want to know what they ate today. They are very cool and awesome and talented to me.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

How u hate me when I’m in my room doing this

[o @oeaton14]

Beggars can’t be choosers in this life