Kate

Math is hard. Planes are fast. No one has 32 teeth. black lives matter.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I’m going to bed, but if Mike Tyson loses the fight tonight America is 0 for 3 this month in letting white men win titles they don’t deserve

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[ur hot dad @eikcinek]

i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Elizabeth 🦋 @thisiszeetrying]

DONT TALK TO ME WHEN DEBUT TV DROPS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HATERS DECIDE YOU LOVE COLD AS YOU

[Dr Prital Patel 🍉 Prital.Bsky.social @prital_]

The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[Linda™ @Lindellions]

for no reason what so ever here’s harrison butker eating absolute shit 🫶

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

It’s actually against the law to remake this movie

[Ariyanka @gimmeakithe]

My mom said she was playing w dolls til 14 and I laughed at her LMAO then she was like “girl is the Sims not a virtual dollhouse???” and i said oh?

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

this is the guy inside my head telling me to smoke weed every 30 minutes

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

they wont let you astral project to the rainforest cafe theres a psychic dome surrounding it