Katey K.

Life's too short for stupid people and crappy books.

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@HenryBlakes Thanks! We tried out at Harmon but are home already. We didn't want to keep the littles out too long! A beautiful night regardless!

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@HenryBlakes Any tips for Northern Light viewing tonight? We're starting from Bismarck.

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Marry someone who makes a song about propane.

To the tune of "Cocaine" obvs.

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No one bats an eye at hash browns for breakfast, but open a bag of potato chips and suddenly everyone has an opinion.

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The 4yr old calling for a "white submarine" for dessert when she means a nectarine is today's happy place.

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Proud Dad moment: The Boy started humming the Star Wars theme. 🥲🥲🥲

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"I feel like too many people already exist," says The Boy.

My genes are strong with this one.

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@MedoraND That's hilarious. We're on our way home now from the early show!

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@flickertailtime But...but...my wild rice!

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It's 96° out so of course the kids are pretending it's Christmas. 🥵🎄

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Four year old waited until we were in her preschool before commenting on the stinky truck we passed on our commute:

Maybe it was YOU who was stinky, Momma, not the truck!

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Four yr old said "squirms and eggs" make babies. I'm...not sure if I'm going to correct her.

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@VickySelkowe I'M HER BOSS DAMNIT

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The Girl just told me I'm her assistant.

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It's rumored that the 6yr old told the 4yr old that it's hard for four-yr-olds to have patience.

Ah, Pot, meet my good friend Kettle.

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So. Did The Girl say "fuck it" or "faucet?" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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And, we're back on.

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South #Bismarck just lost power.

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We traded in a 22yr old dented car yesterday and the kids were surprisingly sad about the upgrade. Like, there were Feelings about it.

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The Boy proposed a deal: the kids make the family room spotless, and Dad makes a smoothie.

The Girl asked what "spotless" meant. The Boy replied "so, make it so there are no spots."

🤝