Katey

Hi, my name is Katey B. Iske. The B stands for back on my bullshit.

[Katey @KateyIske]

I would rather stab myself in the thigh than give a fuck about Valentine’s Day 😂

[Katey @KateyIske]

If their lack of presence gives you peace. You didn’t lose them.

[Katey @KateyIske]

IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES

[Katey @KateyIske]

Listen- I’m going to have to ask country music to stop using lyrics like “she’s a glass of wine on the porch” or “a glass of wine and she’s feeling kind of tipsy” because ya girl is throwing drinks back and it’s not wine. Can’t relate.

[Katey @KateyIske]

Girls in multi level marketing schemes are now calling themselves influencers. Honey the only thing you’re influencing me to do is block you.

[annalisa @rottingothgf]

my favorite party trick is showing up with different colored hair

[Katey @KateyIske]

I just want everyone to know I’m an ordained minister now and I can officiate weddings. So book me 💁🏼‍♀️

[Pqnss_ @PqnssDotsFamily]

Waiting till i see I’d Lie (Taylor’s Version)(From the Vault)

[Katey @KateyIske]

@cdl2926 Nah it’s the CDs that really get me.

[Katey @KateyIske]

You wanna know why your kids shouldn’t be your best friends? Because I remember my mom showing me at 14 the house she wanted to buy to leave my dad and then telling me her elaborate plan multiple times to leave him growing up. All because she didn’t have a friend her own age.

[Katey @KateyIske]

One of my friends really looked me dead in the eye on Saturday and said “who’s brooks and Dunn” and I am still baffled.

[Katey @KateyIske]

Ok so you know that meme that’s like if there is watermelon there must be air melon and fire melon? I bet fire melon is lit.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[Katey @KateyIske]

My best friend is at the NFR and has seats right next to the shoots and I am sooooo jealous 😩

[Nell @hippieyeehaw]

The NFR is back in Vegas, the Turnpike Troubadours are back together… the earth is healing 😌

[Katey @KateyIske]

Forever proud of who I am these days. I’m not made for everyone to love but some people do and that’s good enough for me.

[Katey @KateyIske]

I just want to be a priority just once.

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

ⓘ This user wants to be screaming, “AND you call me up again just to break me like a promise!” with thousands of swifties at a Taylor Swift concert.

[Katey @KateyIske]

If I’m insulting you with a smile on my face that’s how you know we are good friends. If I insult you with a straight face you fucked up.

[Katey @KateyIske]

@IanMunsick is coming to Iowa in March. Ya’ll don’t even understand how excited I am!