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Yo baby, take me out to dinner - she/her

[kath @Katheyyyy]

Something we made my dad for Christmas. So even when his memory fades he hopefully can always remember our family ❤️ #BeatAlzheimers

[kath @Katheyyyy]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 6 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made gloop.

[kath @Katheyyyy]

Me: feeling bad for myself
Also me: realizing my worth and knowing I’ll be okay

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white

[gigi @420insidejob]

you should be able to call in sad to work

[GirlTrek @GirlTrek]

Leidy, a 12-year old Black girl was nearly disqualified for wearing her Black Lives Matter swimsuit. What we’re not gonna do is be silent about this. Especially during Black History month.

[Gary Chambers @GaryChambersJr]

My new ad, ‘Scars and Bars.’

Here in Louisiana and all around the South, it feels like Jim Crow never left and the remnants of the Confederacy remain.

I do believe the South will rise again, but this time, it’ll be on our terms.

Join us at
https://t.co/EoFc59WVR1

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

[salina @bambinasalina]

they don’t put pockets on women’s clothes because we’re not supposed to pay for anything

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[Netflix @netflix]

Welcome to Murderville, a new series starring Will Arnett as a detective who, in every episode, has to solve a murder with a new celebrity guest star as his partner.

The catch is: the guest star is never given a script so they have to improvise their way through the case!

[rocky love @tequilacowgirl]

posted the “what are my red flags” thing on instagram and not a single person replied. just as i suspected, i am perfect.

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend’s feet.

Ya creepy weirdos