Kathleen Jaffe

Thinker. Actress. Problem solver.Mother. Smartass. Writes good SQL and bad haiku. On a mission to help people use the brains God (or evolution) gave 'em.

[Kathleen Jaffe @KathleenJaffe]

@RandyRainbow Please, please, Randy: this song is BEGGING for the Randy Rainbow treatment. We're overdue for another song about Rudy anyway, aren't we?

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@ATTHelp Are y'all going to make a deal to keep the ESPN Networks available to your customers who are PAYING for it, or do you want us all to get rid of your crappy service and go to Sling TV?

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@killerlynx1 For real? It was from HER BOSS, ABOUT her, to ANOTHER employee!

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@HIprinceville My fiance and I are coming to Kauai to elope, and we're looking for a place for our wedding dinner. When I click view menu on your website, it downloads the brunch menu. How can we get a look at your dinner menu?

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@uverse @att What a surprise to learn you removed NFL Network AND NFL Red Zone, & replaced them w/ channels I NEVER watch and NEVER requested so you could keep billing me the same amount.

I'll be cancelling tonight, because I've already wasted 30 min of my day on you.

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@realDonaldTrump God doesn't seem to be doing anything to keep this from happening over and over again. Maybe it's time for HUMANS to do something, hmmm?

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@ThomasJTobin1 You've got some nerve. I would've let my son go to any Pride event, any time. But let him spend time with a Catholic priest? NEVER.

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@kasi_lemmons Really enjoyed meeting you yesterday on that ever-so-bizarre flight experience. 🤣 Next time you're in town, look me up.

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RT @GrWill2: @Vol_Hoops 50K retweets and @admiralelite15 will play catan for the first time ever! VOLNATION Help make this happen and i’ll live stream it 🤫🤪!! Make it happen, #VOLNATION

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@NinjaCoffeeBar Can't send DM because you aren't following me.

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@NinjaCoffeeBar Why oh why is my drip stop light on when the drip stop is open? Followed all troubleshooting in the manual and STILL CAN'T MAKE COFFEE. 😭

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RT @realDonaldTrump: A large number of counts, ten, could not even be decided in the Paul Manafort case. Witch Hunt!

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RT @DreamsWishesTN: This young lady wants to meet the @foofightersnews sooo bad tonight. She’s on hospice and it’s allllll that she wants. She has tickets....can anyone help? @DaveGrohlArt @foofighters #HelpMakeHerWishComeTrue
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@SWarburton75 I was, too. But today's party is NOT what it was when I was young.

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@WilsonSevereWX sigh... That's what I was afraid of. Thanks!

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@realDonaldTrump

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The United States delegation will be marching with the 'M's, because the Koreans call the US "Miko," which translates to "shithole."

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Yep. I made this.

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I'm going to be playing Truvy in the @CirclePlayers production of Steel Magnolias! The role was originated on Broadway by @MargoMartindale. That means we're besties now, right?