FKA Kathleen

marketing stuff by day, stupid internet stuff by night

[FKA Kathleen @kathlol]

If I was a yoga instructor every time the class would get into eagle pose I would say “how bout them eagles” and then we’d all laugh and be like “go birds”

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Let’s make this Texas Roadhouse into a Texas roadhome

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

for a while there every band was called stuff like teen jeans and mom dad

[$ @HeySebz]

The most in debt person you know somehow landed in Vegas for EDC

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

We are dangerously close to him asking to meet General Tso

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

First date. Second date. Third date. Wedding venue.

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

Pulling up to a brewery this summer with these on my feet, two kids in tow, and brutally mogging all the other dads >>>

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[FKA Kathleen @kathlol]

He’s getting back to his roots

[John C. Moritz @JohnnieMo]

Former President Barack Obama appears with James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa at an Austin taco restaurant Tuesday

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Fam.

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

Alright look no one wants to think their coworkers are talking about them this way, but it’s his wife, if you can’t vent to your own wife about your illiterate big tittie coworkers what is marriage even for

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pissing me off syndrome

[Hiroo Yamagata @hiyori13]

とてもハイコンテクストで国際情勢知る人しかわからないネタ。

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Sometimes i think about how this series was cancelled before he did all the good deeds so i assume he stayed a dog for the rest of his life

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

[Errai @errai]

Going to the zoo in your 30s is like hey it’s my man boa constrictor how you been

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.