kathryn

laughter love and maybe luaus because parties are fun

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

You read this imagining it’s a child but Saxon Musk is 20 years old

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

I once wrote “pre-Madonna” instead of “prima donna.” Kids today will never know how she dominated our imaginations

[kathryn @KathrynTurtle]

i had a dream that i bought a bunch of hotels in the poconos and then tried to re-market the area by making ads and billboard signs that said “The Poconos are the new Poconos!”

much to think about

[kathryn @KathrynTurtle]

i can’t believe people walk around britain eating something called funny feet. real sick shit going on over there

[YouGov @YouGov]

But is a Magnum actually an ice lolly?

Despite being voted Britain's favourite ice lolly, the majority of Britons (59%) say a Magnum is not, in fact, an ice lolly

https://t.co/21XVPBYR6L

[kathryn @KathrynTurtle]

i refuse to watch any of the satc movies or the reboot bc in my mind’s eye, smith and samantha are still together

[aya ❦ @okayclois]

gagging over the bare minimum per usual. this demon played charlotte until she converted for his bald ass while smith shaved his head to support samantha through cancer and loved her unconditionally… if you’re gonna gag over anything, gag over this!

[Autumn 💙 @seastrxck]

why did they blur out mass general lmao

[jules 🏴‍☠️🇵🇸antifa bus driver 💀🚍 @punishedjules]

I was 8 and drinking slim fast. Your experiences are not universal

[kathryn @KathrynTurtle]

@enews their kids have the same names as the lead cows in Barnyard (2006)

[Lady Nimby, pitiful bigot @LadyNimby]

One thing I’ve noticed is that men almost always hold babies/toddlers in their dominant arm. Moms keep the dominant hand free. Makes u think

[tara @showedmecolors]

growing up on long island i was shocked that kennedy was the only catholic president. i fully thought catholicism was the most common denomination of christianity in the US

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Doubling my taxes won’t help anybody,” says man sitting next to the literal rocket ship he personally owns.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[kathryn @KathrynTurtle]

@theereal_one no like i will still think about this show and get, like, sick over it omg

[Austine @theereal_one]

I couldn’t even sleep for like a week

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

One of my favorite stats that serves as a reality check for people:

The median American took zero flights last year.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A 32-year old David Attenborough with the then 10-year old future King Charles III (1958).

Today, he turned 100.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

reverse catcalling, where you roll your window down & tell a man that he looks like shit