Katianna Sokol

men ain’t shit

[Katianna Sokol @KatiannaMarie]

In honor of Pride, here’s your reminder that straight men are absolutely useless.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

i dont understand when people are like “you might not agree with him but you have to respect he’s a man of faith” like why would i care about that. thats made up

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Taylor Swift not being gay is worse than my grandfather dying is unfortunately the funniest thing that has ever been said

[gigi⸆⸉ 𖤓 @cornergihaunts]

all the younger siblings/only children trying to claim eldest daughter is also sooooooo younger sibling/only child core

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[stevie @adultmomband]

post beach shower is undefeated. greatest feeling a human could experience. throw a nap in there and you will never touch serenity so close

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

I flew through LaGuardia this morning and when I went to take my shoes off the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something completely unexpected

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

bro i'm so sick of this shit there's no such fucking thing as "top banana"

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

you’re not gonna believe how low we’re going to get this number

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

her pen was on another planet

[Katianna Sokol @KatiannaMarie]

“Could it be enough to just float in your orbit”
As in, so compellingly tied by a gravitational force but never being able to be together?! Are you KIDDING?!

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

the worst part of all of this is i still gotta go on indeed tonight

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Nurse: What would you like to name her?

Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver

[Katianna Sokol @KatiannaMarie]

Luigi, is that you?

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

At McDonalds being misunderstood

[bella @earlygirl__]

tiny bikini, big sandwich. that’s what summer is all about, kind of.

[໊ @sonohoor]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content.