Kate Gruessing

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Anyone gets anxious to go home just so you can pop a pimple? #current

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Whoever styles Tyra Banks on America’s Got Talent needs to be checked.. they got her fuckkkkked up

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Anyone? Anyone have anything they think I was just made to do? Just over here having my weekly crisis. #couchcrisis

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

I really need someone to just walk into my life and say “omg I can totally see you doing(fill in the blank) with your life” & it triggering some kind of ah-ha moment for me. But here I am, stoned and lost as per usual.

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Adulting: writing pet references so you bff can get that Nob Hill Apartment she deserves 🐶

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

@Sephora take my money pleaseeee 💰💰💰

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

@Sephora YOUR APP IS DOWN AND I WANT THE NEW @KATVONDbeauty 😭👏🏻

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

@Sephora hellloooo 👋🏻👋🏻

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Lol @ me saying I wanted to be engaged by 24. 🤭 #midlifecrisis

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Brb while I start watching Greys Anatomy from the beginning 😐

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Life update: there are not tampon machines in public bathrooms anymore. Condoms are more readily available than things that stop me from bleeding everywhere. 🖕🏻

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

How do I work in an office with 6 other women and no one has a tampon.. 😐

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

@katesland OKAY 🙌🏻

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/dH0WXusRdZ

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Everyone at my office dresses beyond casually. Normally it’s not my grind.. but today I wore flip flops to work and my chill is on a whole other level. Is this what corporate America is like? 🧐

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Is it too much to ask to go home because I don’t like my outfit today? I think not. 💃🏻

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Sitting at work trying save my mental health by ordering hot yoga groupons... 🙄

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

Nothing makes my symptoms seem irrelevant faster than a waiting room of 30 people and I’m #20 in line..🙄

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

@rromanalexander Time to get a tattoo 🙋🏼

[Kate Gruessing @KatieGruessing]

🙌🏻🙌🏻 https://t.co/KU2r8GpVkc

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

We didn’t have FAKE NEWS until we got stuck with this FAKE PRESIDENT. No one attacks the media who isn’t trying to hide stuff. This man lies day in and day out, and somehow that’s ok for every single person in his administration. Why? Does Russia have you all? Silence is guilt.