Katie Marsden

[OOSC Clothing @oosc_clothing]

Capturing the essence of adventure with matching swimwear sets for him and her! 👫🏽Mix and match all of our sets and get ready for an epic time with your adventure partner! 🌞 #swimwear #sustainable #matching https://t.co/EmvTboQ0FK

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s a shame New Year celebrations happen at midnight. 8.45pm would be ideal.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not long till Father Pancake comes down the cooker hood. Don’t forget to leave an egg out for him 💫

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Disappointing to see. I haven’t read it, but understand that Olive and I do not come out of it well.

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@marksandspencer I have been waiting for a £450 refund since 14th Sept after you cancelled my orders without any explanation. Customer service phone team told me finance would phone me to discuss and I still haven’t heard from anyone! Awful customer service for a regular customer

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@marksandspencer I’ve tried to order 9 items online in one order today. Both times I succeeded, I’ve received an email saying my order has been cancelled as ALL items are out of stock… surely that can’t be right? Is there a system error/glitch?!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Give them a ring"
"I've emailed"
"Be quicker to ring"
"I've sent a text as well"
"Just ring them"
"I'll send another email"

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Makes you proud to be British
🇬🇧

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Going through some older photos for the book. Reminded of when Mabel used to do her impression of Patrick Stewart.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Three-word love stories:
I’m making tea
Can we cancel?
Bank Holiday Monday
Pigs in blankets
Selection of cheeses
It’s sunny outside
It’s cold outside
It’s raining outside
Empty train carriage
Who wants cake?
Last parking space
Fancy a pizza?
Not bad yourself
#threewordlovestories

[BBC One @BBCOne]

This was our family last week.
And every single week before that.

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@TimeOutLondon “you’re out so much that your dog isn’t going to relate to you as an owner” #wordonthestreet

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to look busy:

1. Turn up later than everyone else but rush into the office looking annoyed
2. Act like spending half an hour in the toilet has annoyed you
3. Rush around with an open laptop looking annoyed
4. Get annoyed at a printer
5. Just generally look annoyed

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@parcelforce I have been contacting the London Central delivery centre for 4 days to locate my parcel; was told it would be delivered Mon 1st; still no sign. Have complained online but still nothing. Please can someone look into this urgently!!!

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@TopshopHelp hi - I am trying to order online but am unable to select next day delivery or express collection in store - why would this be? I need items on or before Saturday...

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

@Ascot I have been hold to your customer services line for over an hour trying to speak to someone and locate my missing tickets - can you help?!

[Katie Marsden @KatieMarsden25]

Why do so many men pick their nose and roll it in between their fingers? #RANK

[Nick Marsden @nickmarsden87]

One ticket available for tonight’s #LostEvenings2 gig with #frankturner. Let me know if anyone wants it. Face value.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest answers to “how’s it all going?”:
- I’m very unsure
- Badly, I think?
- I’m just pretending to work until home time
- I’ve no idea what I’m doing
- There’s so much to do but I’m not going to do it
- Have you seen the state of me?
- I’d rather not say
- Please go away
- No