Katie

resisting the urge to be professional here

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy did you book a rental car for this? What company did you rent through?

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“I believe in you, but you’ve got to want this moment” #Basketballgal

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@JenniferJJacobs @CBSNews From…. The heart that left his body?

[Katie @KatieReplied]

To summarize the male experience in art:

[AP Entertainment @APEntertainment]

Independent filmmaker Richard Linklater said he hasn't caved to outside pressures over his decades in the movie business. The director discussed his latest drama "Blue Moon," while at the Berlin Film Festival.

[Sam Altman @sama]

no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

[Katie @KatieReplied]

This @JimmyDean sausage spot just made me realize…. All these celebrities with their makeup lines are so one note. Give me a singer slinging sausage. An actor pushing salad dressing. Whatever Billy Mays did before removing stains.

[Katie @KatieReplied]

Convinced whoever assigns these fruit and veg comparisons in pregnancy apps does not do their own grocery shopping. Never once had an 18 inch, nor 6 lb, head of romaine lettuce. @BabyCenter

[Katie @KatieReplied]

The feminine urge to make thousands of memes for “I have concepts of plans” #Debate2024

[Katie @KatieReplied]

“The Spheres of Terra,” the long-awaited sequel to “The Cones of Dunshire” #Debate2024

[Katie @KatieReplied]

“I’ve been a leader on fertilization” when you have three baby mamas does, at least, pass the fact check #Debate2024

[Katie @KatieReplied]

The future #FirstGentleman turning himself into a thirst gentleman💀

@SecondGentleman #WhiteDudesForHarris2024

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@JoshChavis65 @QuikTrip you forgot where you stole the photo from without permission, here it is! 😘

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@katebarstool Will they do a DEXA scan to measure bone density? Osteopenia can affect younger women, I had it in my twenties and it got better!

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@Roku chiefs, sadly #RavensFlock #TCLRokuTV

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@AppleBooks we need a “read to me” mode for when one gets too sleepy to keep eyes open and needs to switch to audio…

[Katie @KatieReplied]

Sometimes I like to read “AI”as “Al” and pretend it’s one dude from IT changing the world.

[chi @ChiThukral]

birth
requesting google doc access
death

[Katie @KatieReplied]

@Delta the new #SkyMiles program changes are so bad. So, so, so bad. Do I cancel my @AmericanExpress? Probably. I spent so much on flights and on my card this year and I still wouldn’t be close to silver with the new rules.

[Katie @KatieReplied]

At our house, we purge belongings by finding things the dog’s chewed up and just getting rid of those. Yes, the almighty dog will decide which heirlooms and Amazon purchases get to stay.

[Katie @KatieReplied]

There’s a mosquito loose in the house and I would honestly rather face a burglar